Metroid: The Samus Aran Chronicles. 0:1

Sweet Love

Samus finished packing. Ever since her own ass, her own true love, had been lost in space, Samus had been smelly.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing spasmed her, all was wet. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going to a mental institute to become a stringy huge ass.

Just then, there was a messy knock at the door. Samus opened it and stood there stupidly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her arm pit.

When Samus came to, her own ass was holding her anus and looking retarded. "My love," her own ass said outrageously, "I'm sorry for the erect shock. I've been shipwrecked on a unknown planet for the last ten years. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my area between the ballbag and anus in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Samus could hardly believe her own ass had returned. "I will always love you, area between the ballbag and anus or no area between the ballbag and anus. Besides, you can cover it up with a knob."

They embraced extremely and vowed to never be parted again.

To be continued...

I R BACK

Hey I'm back home, was a good holiday all round, did loose my new camera on the spider man ride which sucked, hopefully it will turn up but I think it's a goner.

Bought a mac book pro over there the 15" screen $1999 one, it is pretty sweet, still getting used to it though.
Fiddled about with an Iphone too they seem like a pretty nice piece of kit, saw lot of people using them over there too not sure I would buy one at the current price but definitely swish.

Seeing metroid 3 and Super Paper Mario over there made me feel like poo. Damm region lock.

Will have to phone stinky work later to see when my shifts start again, then theres uni again in a few week, new laptop should be handy for getting work done now though.

Weather was pretty good bit too warm for me, got a few thunder storms which was quite cool to look at, also hearing a girl exclaim "oh no it's raining, i'm getting out" while in a pool made me lol.

I'M LEAVING!

See ya i'm away to Florida for 2 weeks, stars have been given out so you 15 lucky people enjoy them now.

Play nice when i'm gone.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

360+Gears+Crackdown+Sonic(secrete rings)= super fun happy time!

Gamer tag is just: Blade2t3

Used up my 2 day crackdown Live trial so i'll have to get a proper subscription soon, need to get a wirless adapter () unless it's possible to get the connection through my wirless laptop?

Completed

Golden Axe. YAY! First time i have completed it, and in single player to. I is so appy.

Oh and if you didn't already know Galbadia hotel have the Zelda Twilight princess soundtrack.Go download the kick ass hyrul field theme now!

Are you Ready!

3 2 1
GO!!

Arrived today!

Oh and got the PSone grumbler workin fine, will be playing some worms armageddon on it soon (been surving on on worms 3D bleh!)

Heres a funny!

I found

an N64 GB transfer pak and a copy of pokemon red in my flat. Yeah got the keys today.

Strange new technology :O (..for me)

It's pokemon red....now I have two copies
Found them jammed inside the closet were the heating tank is .

I got it.

Well it's actually my younger bros but I'll play it after he's finished itCLICK

Pink 2004

Ahhhh....good old 2004. Remember in those days we doubted nintendos ability to reach out to new demographics.
We also thought women had a bit of depth when it came to purchasing electronics but I guess we were wrong on that aswell

A Pink 2004

My erection problem

I could no longer have it stay up....everytime I tried to play with it..it just wouldn't work.
I had to let it stay down for the time being, i was afraid i was putting to much strain on it. It's definitly not somthin i didn't want to stop working, it's so fun to play with.
I was contemplating going to see a specialist to have a look at it, see what the problem was.
One day i was hoovering the hall and i though "hmmm maby if i giving it a quick suck could help.
So I went into the room and carfully sucked out the contents. I must say after the suction it was certainly looking alot better.
Just to test it I decided to give it a quick play. Too my joy it was standing erect AND performing well.

So if you have a PS2 remember to clean the ventilation, it clogs up with dust alot and i wouldn't recommend blowing it all into the system. A quick hover removes all the dust and now it can stand verticaly again. So it helped my PS2 alot.