Yoyoenix91's Blog

The Holy Crap Award now goes to my Grandma! O_O

This is also the first time I've ever had to hand this award to anyone in my own family. After a rather uneventful day on Friday, after renting Sonic Riders and Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (of which I pwn the first, and epically phail the second. :roll, my Grandma surprised me with some startling news. SHE WAS TO BUY A NEW COMPUTER. Better yet (well, to me anyways. ), A Windows Vista computer.

So far, I'm loving the 250 GB hard drive, and the horse power it has to run Stepmania and background videos correctly, without having keyboard lag, unlike my home's Dell XP. I love the wide screen monitor too.

Anyways, other than loading my stuff onto this new computer, I have been playing Stepmania, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, and Sonic Riders. MGS is too hard (YES, I PHAIL. :cry

Someone pity me through a comment?

My belated blog entry of Mercenary-ness.

So, yeah. I'm late. Thank Ino-Faust for booting me back into Cubed3.

Anyways, this will be short, sweet, and to the point. I' m tired, and my sandwich awaits me. It's saying "Eat me... eat me Dylan, I'm delicious...".

Unlocked Separate Ways, I'm at the final chapter. Unlocked all Mercenaries characters, Wesker is cool. Restarted main file, got to 2-2. Yay me!

Anyways, sorry for small update. COMMENT ME CUBIES.

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy...

As of last night, around 7:30 Pm EST, I finally beat Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition for the first time. I am VERY happy to have unlocked all of the goodies, and I can't wait to get the Chicago Typewriter.

Here is my finishing score, not bad for a first time player, I guess...

RESULT:
Hit Ratio: 75%
Number of Enemies Killed: 907
Number of Times Killed: 29
Clear Time: 16:22'42"

I started a new file with my equipment from the first game, wearing Leon's Raccoon Police uniform. Meh, I wanted the Mafia coat, but I guess I have to ACTUALLY work for that.

I also tried to start a Separate Ways file, but I ran out of ammunition (AGAIN), and I was tired, so I voluntarily killed myself. It's neat hearing gunshots from inside the cabin, and a chainsaw revving up continuously, but I wonder if Leon was ever thinking "What the hell was that!? It wasn't my gun...".

Anyways, comment me Cubies, I enjoy your responses.

Oh. My. GOD!

I... I'm at a loss for words. I did something AWESOME (well, at least I think so) for once in my life. Lately, I have been having ruts with my ammunition reserves, always bleeding myself dry in bullets. This morning, I fought the U3, or "It". After 10-11 shotgun blasts, 7 handgun shots, and 2 barrel explanations, I ran out of ammunition. Simple running in circles and dodging underground pincher strikes, I did it. Every time the U3 resurfaced, it was facing the opposite direction. With that, I knifed. I knifed like no tomorrow. Finally, "It" died. I was in shock, I was just piddling around, thinking I was to die... AGAIN. I thought I was just lucky... I was wrong.

Soon after killing the U3, I was well on my way to fighting Krauser. I had enough bullets to deal with him and some of the drones he utilized, up until the timed battle with him. Then I had run out of ammunition. AGAIN. After 30 seconds of just running around avoiding him, I decided to go down with SOME dignity, so I attempted to knife him. He hopped back a few feet every time I made a strong swipe, but then, it happened. I cornered him on one of the wooden balconies, and swiped at his legs. After 2-3 slices, he landed on his knee. I had about 3/4 of a second to slash the living daylights out of him before he got up and murdered me. To my uprise, I was able to get in enough swipes as he rose up from his position JUST to knock him over again. After about 9-10 seconds, I had done what I had always thought of as impossible, at least for a newbie like me. I knifed Krauser.

I literally dropped my Wii Remote... except it didn't land on the ground since it was tethered to my wrist.

Hilariously enough, one of my associates had stated a few weeks ago, while I was still in the castle, that I would have SO MUCH difficulty with 5-X, that I would never be able to get past it, unless HE was the one helping me. He said I wouldn't even be able to complete the Krauser Knife scene. Well, IN YOUR FACE, LEE!

... It's a shame no one will ever believe me without video proof. At least Lee anyways. Oh well, at least I get to live knowing that someone like me was able to knife "It" and Krauser.

As of now, I just made it past the dozens of Ganado soldiers, and I just saw Mike get blown up... Saddler will PAY.

IRON MAIDEN DOWN! YEAH!

As some of you might have read in my previous blog entry, I had some Iron Maiden issues... Well, I got lucky and killed the first one. My epic strategy for the second one... cripple him and run like a little girl.

After running, I thought I was safe. Well, some Ganado Soldiers came running in. But hell, they were easy compared to the Iron Bastards I had just faced. Shooting those executioner soldiers in the head with a shotgun always made me smile.

After having Ashley smash her balls against a wall, revealing a hidden door, I ran through the catacombs, encountering the two normal Regenerators. Compared to Iron Maidens, these things were EASY. Crippling them then knifing them in the ass repeatedly was very satisfying. I scrounged up some ammunition, bought some first aid sprays from the merchant, and made my way to the Bulldozer. That was when I actually had REAL FUN in this game.

I discovered a weird glitch/trick during the bulldozer chase. When being chased by the soldiers down the street, if you stand on the very end of the bulldozer and aim at them without shooting, they will slowly gather without realizing it, as the computer is trying to make them go after leon specifically, not the Bulldozer. Then if they get close when running after you, they actually stop fro ma few feet away as they think they merely need to walk a few more feet to hit you. They will never make it in the back of the bulldozer this way, except for the ones that come from the sides of the road. Once they accidentally group up, just shoot them all at once with the shotgun. You can take out 6-7 soldiers in one blast.

After the entire sequence with the bulldozer, I made it into the next level. I saved at the beginning of the level, took part in the Krauser Duel Scene, then had fun with the lasers in the hallway. However, when I was killed by the dropping cage during the U3 "It" fight scene, I didn't retry, or save. I just didn't feel like playing anymore at the moment. I plan on duplicating my save, so I can always have that Krauser/Laser scene available, just for fun.

I'd like to thank my fellow Cubies for providing strategies last night when I REALLY needed them. Now to prepare for the finale of the game...

P.S.- I LOL'd too when I saw what the blog title said on the side of the... erm... website thing. 1 2 3 Next