Ziekerz's Blog

A funny thing happened on the way to Wisconsin...

I went to Wisconsin. This happened:









I lol'd.

New Shit!

I went to the bank today. I opened up a checking account. Yeah, fun. My first debit card should be arriving in about a week.

I ALSO went to an AT&T phone store. I bought a $15 Pay-As-You-Go phone and signed up for unlimited texting! Being new to the world of "txting" I spell out every word and use correct grammar. People laugh at me now.

BAWLS!

A while ago I wrote to Bawls. You know. The drink? Google it. Anyway, I was telling them how much I hate the new candy they put out. They replaced Bawls Mints with Bawls Buzz. I asked them to send me a tin of the old mints. When I came home from school, I find a package with a big ol' Bawls sticker on it. They sent me six tins of Bawls Mints. Man, that was awesome. Go spread the word. Maybe if they hear me say how awesome they are, they'll give me more free stuff!

ANOTHER CONSPIRACY!

Remember a while back when I decided that the banner at the top of the page was anti-America? Well look it up, asshole. Anyway, I think they made this new site layout to disguise that!

But wait, there's more!

Is it just me or are Jacob4000 and JB the same person? I mean, no offense to either of you, but whenever I see Jacob's avatar and name, I just think he's JB for some reason. I think they are actually CLONES! That's why they remind me of each other. Now, they have some sort of plan to take over America! SEE? All the peices are falling into place! I'm onto you, Jacob/JB!

Halo 3

I just redeemed my Xbox Live Gold card. For the next month, I shall be kicking ass in Halo 3. Anyone interested in playing? I don't have a mic, though.

My gamertag, of course, is Ziekerz. 1 2 3 4 Next