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BUY BUY BUY (DONT SELL SELL SELL)

blah blah blah economy blah blah blah laundering money blah blah blah FBI after my assets etc etc.

Right, as the capitalist whore I am, I am selling off some of my videogames in order to buy cocaine and hookers, recession be damned.

In order to do this, I am baying at more e's than a Happy Mondays fan.

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/tbexweb/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=25

Some good stuff in there. I don't buy shit games.

okami

i piked up okami the other day

itss good but idk why nintendo havnt sued yet its obv a rip off of twilight princess

also wtf is up with the art style its gay

I R TEH WINNAR, eh?

I won an Academic Excellence at my school!

No, I'll explain. Only three are given out in each class, and this is the last year they're giving them out (next year we go into the subjects we've chosen).

Now, while this in itself is a very great achievement in it's own right, this is the seventh one I've won in a row, from the year they began giving them out (Primary 3) to this year (S2)

Now, before you starting typing in huge, pink letters U R TEH NERD, (which you'll type anyway now) understand that during primary school, my parents had to pay my school fees, and I knew that they had given a lot up to afford them, so I felt I had to do better than anyone else, or else I was a failure (still do, not so much though), so winning the Academics was sort of a way of proving myself, understand?

In S1 I managed to pass a certain test which won me a full Bursary, so a large weight was taken off of my shoulders.

So, I conclude this monologue with this, just for you, my friends.

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Gentleman! PLAN OF ATTACK!

Right ho gentleman. I NEED YOU.

The Story:
We've had to do cricket up at Games recently ZZZzzzz.

Anyway, I am rather shit at it, and one wee bastard has been taking the piss out of me. I need as many attacks and insults as possible.

First of all:

Extremely short, shortest in our year, comes up to about 2" below my neck. Fucking funny.

His bebo: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2523741341

Do not comment. I will be a whirlwind of revenge.

Current ideas:

"You know, it's hard to take someone seriously when all you can think is 'if I chopped my knees off, would I still be taller?"

"::fake tears:: Oh God, I'm crap at cricket, the sport noone cares about!"

"Wow. You called me fat! Genius. Maybe I could call you 'short' or 'someone who's only hope in life is that his mummy and daddy leave him enough money."

Rather mediocre yes, so I need some real humdingers.

You have till Friday.

Birthday!

Woop woop!

Got:

DS Lite,
Hotel Dusk,
Electric guitar (A Ridgewood) plus Amp (Woop woop!)
That tolkien book.
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