blah blah blah economy blah blah blah laundering money blah blah blah FBI after my assets etc etc.
Right, as the capitalist whore I am, I am selling off some of my videogames in order to buy cocaine and hookers, recession be damned.
In order to do this, I am baying at more e's than a Happy Mondays fan.
Some good stuff in there. I don't buy shit games.
i piked up okami the other day
itss good but idk why nintendo havnt sued yet its obv a rip off of twilight princess
also wtf is up with the art style its gay
I won an Academic Excellence at my school!
No, I'll explain. Only three are given out in each class, and this is the last year they're giving them out (next year we go into the subjects we've chosen).
Now, while this in itself is a very great achievement in it's own right, this is the seventh one I've won in a row, from the year they began giving them out (Primary 3) to this year (S2)
Now, before you starting typing in huge, pink letters U R TEH NERD, (which you'll type anyway now) understand that during primary school, my parents had to pay my school fees, and I knew that they had given a lot up to afford them, so I felt I had to do better than anyone else, or else I was a failure (still do, not so much though), so winning the Academics was sort of a way of proving myself, understand?
In S1 I managed to pass a certain test which won me a full Bursary, so a large weight was taken off of my shoulders.
So, I conclude this monologue with this, just for you, my friends.
Right ho gentleman. I NEED YOU.
We've had to do cricket up at Games recently ZZZzzzz.
Anyway, I am rather shit at it, and one wee bastard has been taking the piss out of me. I need as many attacks and insults as possible.
First of all:
Extremely short, shortest in our year, comes up to about 2" below my neck. Fucking funny.
Do not comment. I will be a whirlwind of revenge.
"You know, it's hard to take someone seriously when all you can think is 'if I chopped my knees off, would I still be taller?"
"::fake tears:: Oh God, I'm crap at cricket, the sport noone cares about!"
"Wow. You called me fat! Genius. Maybe I could call you 'short' or 'someone who's only hope in life is that his mummy and daddy leave him enough money."
Rather mediocre yes, so I need some real humdingers.
You have till Friday.
Electric guitar (A Ridgewood) plus Amp (Woop woop!)
That tolkien book.
What is that song called! Tell me! (I think it's an ACDC one, but, Mama, I do not know, for I am so poor!)
I've been here a year today.
Oi've got meself a blog, oi 'ave.
How the hell do you add a picture as a header in blogspot?
It's really annoying me now.
Just got round to watching the HL2 Episode 2 trailer (I know, I know)
Alyx...Why? But Vortigaunts fighting FTW (Actually, the HL2 SDK already has that, but to see Valve letting them fight...squuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeee! They're my favourite race, and I spent hours creating alien fights with them against ant lions)
Also, I have a very nasty cough One of those ones from deep down in your chest Had to take this horrible stuff that tasted blechy.