MotionPlus May Ship Inside a Jonny
on 28.03.2009 at 18:55
Posted by Jorge Ba-oh (jb)
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MotionPlus, GDC, Wii Remote, Nintendo, Condom, Protection, Willy
Posted by Jorge Ba-oh (jb)
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Rumours from GDC this week suggest that Nintendo are considering shipping the MotionPlus device inside a Wii Remote jacket.
According to IGN, the idea came up several times whereby the add-on motion sensor would be stuck inside a jacket, essentially forcing players to use protection, funnily enough for that extra level of sensitivity. It's likely that it's a case of miscommunication, where what's really meant is that Nintendo would ship the device with a spare jacket (as it would need to be somewhat bigger than the standard ones).
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L80 Dark Link
If you can't take it out of the jacket, I'd be super pissed, I mean really. Let a user do what ever the hell he wants to do. 

The former top user was Keven!
You'd probably give birth to yourself 1000 times over until you sprout wings to fly away into the fading sun, that or you'd just turn into a lesbian. Who knows @_@ - L, 12/06/09

The former top user was Keven!
You'd probably give birth to yourself 1000 times over until you sprout wings to fly away into the fading sun, that or you'd just turn into a lesbian. Who knows @_@ - L, 12/06/09
There's nowt as queer as folk.
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L12 Kremling
If it came with one of those Wiimote hoodies, I'd go and just cut as much off as possible to just have the part on it's own.
I put them on during the winter but now it's spring in America so they're naked now.
I put them on during the winter but now it's spring in America so they're naked now.
Bah, so close to L100! :(
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OBJ5CTION!!!!
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Theres obviously been a problem with women getting pregnant from Wii remotes, the vibration etc... They are giving the Wii some more contraception

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L11 Koopa
i bet the only reason this article exsists is because of the temptation of stuffing as many sexual inuendos into it as possible.
which is the same reason why this game exsists http://www.halolz.com/index.php?s=innuendo.
Although that does it a lot better.
LOL!
which is the same reason why this game exsists http://www.halolz.com/index.php?s=innuendo.
Although that does it a lot better.
LOL!
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L100 C3 Master
Oh Johnnnnny... now I get it.
Hey everybody have seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown...
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L100 C3 Master
Surely you don't need protection if you're playing solo though?
YOU HAVE JUST LOST THE GAME. Sorry. 

am exciting about Wii-U and Skyward Sword
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L68 King Boo
Keven said:
If you can't take it out of the jacket, I'd be super pissed, I mean really. Let a user do what ever the hell he wants to do.
If you can't take it out of the jacket, I'd be super pissed, I mean really. Let a user do what ever the hell he wants to do.
You may get a sharp knife and cut it out - but you are right: it would be evil. But I doubt it, as what IGN said seems plausible.
I find your lack of faith disturbing!
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L100 C3 Master
It seems natural that they would make jackets to house the device, and that the device will ship with them.


Sore wa yuki ga futte iru
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I'm sure that the device will be able to be taken out, it'll make Motion plus difficult to be put on the Wiimote in the first place.
Plus I don't need protection, unless my girlfriend's round my house, don't want any miss-haps.
Plus I don't need protection, unless my girlfriend's round my house, don't want any miss-haps.
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L63 Shiek
I now like the feel of the jacket on the Wiimote. It feels really weird when I play without it.
Review, after review, after review. Fun-Fun!
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L42 Wizzrobe
This is just a case of bad understanding. What was said is that IF Wii Motion + is sold separately then it would include a longer Wii Mote Jacket to accomodate the size of the Wii Mote and Motion +.
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