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Wii Fit Causing Sex Obsessions?
on 15.04.2010 at 03:14
Posted by Stuart Lawrence (Stulaw) 
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Wii Fit, Wii, Sex, Addictions
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Wii Fit can help people lose weight, and now it can help in the bedroom as well, or at least for one woman it has. Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old from Manchester, claims that a Wii Fit injury has turned her into a sex addict.
Miss Flowers claims she now needs at least ten sex sessions a day due to an injury caused from falling off of her Wii Fit Balance Board and shortly after a doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve. Now, even the slightest vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.
The catering worker from Harpurhey said:
It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.
With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.
With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.
Thanks to The Daily Star
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Another successful piece of journalism from The Daily Star. The whole thing is a bit disingenuous really; more like 'falling over and damaging nerve may cause unusual levels of arousal'. Similar in logic to: rain makes man wet whilst outside.
Gotta love the quote at the end of the article though, classic.
Gotta love the quote at the end of the article though, classic.
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Strangely enough, Wii Fit might actually inactively cause her to get in shape!It requires great courage to look at oneself honestly, and forge one's own path.
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See, Nintendo makes mature games. They are just more subtle about it.
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It's a joke right 
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That's either really awesome, or that really sucks. I can't decide yet...
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You'd probably give birth to yourself 1000 times over until you sprout wings to fly away into the fading sun, that or you'd just turn into a lesbian. Who knows @_@ - L, 12/06/09
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Sonic_13 said:
See, Nintendo makes mature games. They are just more subtle about it.
See, Nintendo makes mature games. They are just more subtle about it.
I lol'd.
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Heard it all now, this could have been posted on April 1st.
on 15.04.2010 at 14:42
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I have a similar problem,but being a male it,s difficult to hide.
on 15.04.2010 at 14:42
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Hahah, i read this somewhere else earlier, i was going to post it when i got home but seems that C3 is on the ball as always!
I'd love to have a girlfriend that suffered from this! Start pushing ure girls off Wii fit boards guys!
I'd love to have a girlfriend that suffered from this! Start pushing ure girls off Wii fit boards guys!
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This is the best story ever. Nintendo should publicize this massively (possibly in the form of an "apology"), leading to a huge influx of Wii Fit purchases.
Marzy ftw.
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OfflineOh shit! Ten times? I pity the guy that is with that woman. Or maybe she's a whore and does it with ten different men a day. WiiFit - Spreading STDs for the whole family!
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That sounds like a hilariously horrible condition. How can she hope to go about her daily life without constantly letting out yelps of pleasure?
So yeah what Keven said Dx
DAMN NINTENDO TO HELL FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN ON PURPOSE AMIRITE.
One day I will be a real life anime.
So yeah what Keven said Dx
DAMN NINTENDO TO HELL FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN ON PURPOSE AMIRITE.
One day I will be a real life anime.
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If the first thing a doctor does is try to find a cure instead of as to how it happened, then him is gaaaaay.
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If you read the Daily Star article, it says she's single 
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Stulaw said:
If you read the Daily Star article, it says she's single.
If you read the Daily Star article, it says she's single
.Which means she's happily married.
One day I will be a real life anime.
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Keven said:
That's either really awesome, or that really sucks. I can't decide yet...
That's either really awesome, or that really sucks. I can't decide yet...
No it's her that sucks...if you catch my drift
Mr. T said:
Similar in logic to: rain makes man wet whilst outside.
Similar in logic to: rain makes man wet whilst outside.
In this case, though, it's Wii Fit that made her wet...*ahem*
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Oh, so that explains it. 
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Wii Fit in the morning, sex in the evening. Everybody wins.
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