Safe Haven (UK Rating: 12A)
Okay, so the story is this: A worried-looking young mystery woman's running off, jumping on a bus at the Boston depot at the last minute, just evading a police detective, who is then doggedly trying to track her whereabouts by scrutinising public video footage.The woman, Julianne Hough, shacks up at an idyllic, all-American coastal town, popping in for a takeaway of coffee at the local grocery store and meeting drop-dead gorgeous hunk Josh Duhamel, a widower with two young kids, his wife having died of cancer.
Julianne (Footloose, Rock of Ages) is an ice-cool blonde, cold and frosty and a shade hard looking. Hitchcock might have liked her, though she's on the petite side. She just wants to be alone, and rents a rundown cabin the woods, but has to take a job waiting tables at the local café, where everyone is really nice and friendly.
Then, one day, Julianne comes home to find another mystery woman's peering into her window, supposedly a kindly neighbour, though Julianne's been told by her realtor she has no neighbours. Odd that.
However, Josh looks kindly at Julianne, offers her a bit of help and an old bike; she refuses, he insists, she refuses, he gets a bit hurt feeling, she…, well, you know. Also, the kids pretty much adore her, and the mystery woman becomes friends, too. However, then the detective starts closing in on her…
A glossy, escapist romantic wallow is on the menu for Nicholas Sparks's latest best-selling novel-to-screen transfer. Fans of Message in a Bottle, The Notebook, Dear John and The Lucky One need look no further for a lovely trip to the multiplex. Posh director Lasse Hallström directs as though he believes it all, and as though he believes his own message. He appreciates sentiment but not sentimentality, he says. In truth there's not a scintilla of reality or truth on show here along with the chocolate-box East Coast sunsets, and by the end the film upends in barrel-loads of sentimentality. After all, though, it's only a movie; a sweet and soppy one, beautifully, even lovingly made, and perfectly acted by talented people who sometimes look as though they would like to take the money and run.
Still, the chemistry between the actors is strong, the romance is fine, the element and mystery and action adds tension and a surprise to the mix, plus the North Carolina setting is beguiling. For three quarters of its long running time (115 minutes) it's an appealing wet-afternoon movie, yet, when it pushes too many buttons at the climax, it crashes in flames. Finally, nothing is credible and embarrassed giggles start breaking out in the cinema.
It leaves viewers feeling sorry for Aussie actor David Lyons (TV's Revolution) and Cobie Smulders (TV's How I Met Your Mother), the actors who play the detective and the mystery woman, respectively. They seem like really good actors stuck in horribly clichéd roles that have no flesh and blood whatever. These are total script contrivances. Josh and Julianne, though, keep powering ahead quite charismatically, and the two kids, Noah Lomax and Mimi Kirkland, are models of energy and honesty.