Okay, maybe I embellished on the truth slightly with that introduction! Hehe...Anyway, here is this week's UK Music Chart update: The UK Top 25 SinglesArticle by Adam Riley (jesusraz) 1 (!) MAKE LUV - ROOM 5 FT OLIVER CHEATHAM POSITIVA 2 (1) SPIRIT IN THE SKY - GARETH GATES FT THE KUMARS S 3 (!) TONIGHT/MISS YOU NIGHTS - WESTLIFE S 4 (2) SCANDALOUS - MIS-TEEQ TELSTAR 5 (5) MOVE YOUR FEET - JUNIOR SENIOR MERCURY 6 (3) BEING NOBODY - RICHARD X VS LIBERTY X VIRGIN 7 (6) ALL I HAVE - JENNIFER LOPEZ FT LL COOL J EPIC 8 (9) IN DA CLUB - 50 CENT INTERSCOPE 9 (!) CLOCKS - COLDPLAY PARLOPHONE 10 (7) SUNRISE - SIMPLY RED SIMPLYRED.COM 11 (8) BORN TO TRY - DELTA GOODREM EPIC 12 (!) WEEKEND - SCOOTER SHEFFIELD TUNES 13 (4) U MAKE ME WANNA - BLUE INNOCENT 14 (13) BEAUTIFUL - CHRISTINA AGUILERA RCA 15 (12) MESMERIZE JA RULE FT ASHANTI MURDER INC/MERCURY 16 (11) BUMP BUMP BUMP - B2K FT P. DIDDY EPIC 17 (!) BOY (I NEED YOU) - MARIAH CAREY FT CAM'RON DEF JAM 18 (10) SOMEWHERE I BELONG - LINKIN' PARK WARNER BROS 19 (!) I CAN - NAS COLUMBIA 20 (16) GOSSIP FOLKS - MISSY ELLIOTT FT LUDACRIS ELEKTRA 21 (18) KA-CHING! - SHANIA TWAIN MERCURY 22 (14) I BEGIN TO WONDER - DANNII MINOGUE LONDON 23 (!) BEAUTIFUL - SNOOP DOGG FT PHARRELL PRIORITY 24 (17) THE BOYS OF SUMMER - DJ SAMMY DATA/MOS 25 (!) BANDAGES - HOT HOT HEAT B UNIQUE So, it's all change at the top end of the charts this week. The Comic Relief cover song, Spirit in the Sky, is finally toppled and now sits at No.2. The No.1 replacement? It's none other than the song featured in the latest Lynx advert, Make Luv by Room 5 ft Oliver Cheatham. It is not, as some people would have assumed, the new Westlife track, which actually only just managed to claim the No.3 spot over Mis-teeq who are at No.4. Shady Records' 50 Cent climbs one to No.8, whilst Coldplay enter at No.9 with Clocks, the third track from their platinum-selling album A Rush of Blood to the Head. The mighty Scooter, Kings of German techno music, are back with a stunning brand new single, 'Weekend', at No.12 this week - which is not bad considering they get no airplay and no advertisement space anywhere! Look out for their forthcoming album in a few weeks - it's been a long wait for a completely new album, but hopefully if the rest of the cut is anywhere near as good as Weekend it'll have certainly been worth it... Blue's U Make Me Wanna loses its legs and plummets to No.13, proving to be the weakest performing song from their One Love album. Mariah Carey's reign as chart diva looks to be taking yet another battering, as her album-track Boy (I Need You), which ropes in US Rap Star Cam'Ron fails to make the ten, scraping in at No.17 instead. After the successful launch of Meteora, Linkin' Parks single Somewhere I Belong careers down from ten to No.18, US Rapper Nas enters at No.19 with I Can, Snoop 'Doggy' Dogg is in at No.23 and Hot Hot Heat wrap up the Top 25 with Bandages. Make sure you go to page two for the UK Top 25 Albums...[pagebreak]The UK Top 25 Albums 1 (!) METEORA - LINKIN' PARK WARNER BROS 2 (!) HOME - SIMPLY RED SIMPLYRED.COM 3 (1) COME AWAY WITH ME - NORAH JONES PARLOPHONE 4 (!) ONE HEART - CELINE DION COLUMBIA 5 (3) DANIEL IN BLUE JEANS - DANIEL O'DONNELL DMG TV 6 (6) BALLADS: THE LOVE SONG COLLECTION - BOYZONE UMTV 7 (2) A RUSH OF BLOOD TO THE HEAD - COLDPLAY PARLOPHONE 8 (12) GREATEST HITS - TOM JONES UMTV 9 (4) STRIPPED - CHRISTINA AGUILERA RCA 10 (9) LET GO - AVRIL LAVIGNE ARISTA 11 (!) SLEEPING WITH GHOSTS - PLACEBO HUT 12 (5) BACK IN THE WORLD - PAUL MCCARTNEY PARLOPHONE 13 (7) BY THE WAY - RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS WARNER BROS 14 (10) JUSTIFIED - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE 15 (16) UP - SHANIA TWAIN MERCURY 16 (11) GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN' - 50 CENT INTERSCOPE 17 (!) MALACHI - MALACHI CUSH MERCURY/UMTV 18 (14) ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES - SUGABABES ISLAND 19 (13) THIS IS ME...THEN - JENNIFER LOPEZ EPIC 20 (8) NEON NIGHTS - DANNII MINOGUE LONDON 21 (!) GREATEST HITS - HOLLIES EMI 22 (28) THINKING IT OVER - LIBERTY X V2 23 (21) ONE LOVE - BLUE INNOCENT 24 (26) GOLD - ELLA FITZGERALD VERVE 25 (20) BUSTED - BUSTED UNIVERSAL 26wks Despite Mick Hucknell's Simply Red having a substantial following, it proves to be nowhere near enough to halt the steam-roller that is manufactured Nu Metal group Linkin' Park from scaling the heights of the UK Album Chart with Meteora, their third album after Hybrid Theory and the dire remix album, Reanimated. Norah Jones is finally ousted from the top, at now resides at No.3, with the French-Canadian songstress Celine Dion entering at No.4 with One Heart - expect to hear her new single 'I Drove All Night' (a cover of Roy Oribison's hit perchance?) over the coming weeks. Daniel O'Donnell's Blue Jeans appear to be fading, as he drops two to No.5, yet thanks in-part to Mother's Day, Boyzone's ballad collection holds steady at No.6. After a shaky last album, nancy boys Placebo return to form with Sleeping With Ghosts entering at No.11. Other than that, 50 Cent's album is slipping faster than expected (No.11 down to No.16); Fame Academy's Malachi d