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Nintendo, being ever generous, have sent President George Bush a very special present for his special 60th birthday on July 6th 2006: A DS Lite and Brain Training, along with a very special letter.
Thanks to gaming blog excellence, Kotaku, we have a copy of the transcript and goodie-bag to share.
The letter sent by Nintendo of America:
We'd like to take the chance to offer our birthday wishes to President Bush, have a fab day Sir!
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Thanks to gaming blog excellence, Kotaku, we have a copy of the transcript and goodie-bag to share.
The letter sent by Nintendo of America:
We'd like to take the chance to offer our birthday wishes to President Bush, have a fab day Sir!
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lol is all I have to say 
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Who the fuck are you when you take that mask away ?
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L91 Wario
That is the most ingenius publicity stunt that Nintendo of America have ever pulled, i mean the Americans love there cheesy stupid news like this so it will be all the major news stations.
Kudos to NOA on great advertising
Mike Gee of iZINE said, "...The Verve, as he [Richard Ashcroft] promised, had become the greatest band in the world. Most of the critics agreed with him. Most paid due homage. The Verve were no longer the question mark or the clich?They were the statement and the definition."
Kudos to NOA on great advertising
Mike Gee of iZINE said, "...The Verve, as he [Richard Ashcroft] promised, had become the greatest band in the world. Most of the critics agreed with him. Most paid due homage. The Verve were no longer the question mark or the clich?They were the statement and the definition."
Wishing for a new Rival Schools!
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Lol, NOA have pulled a great one. Lucky Mr. Bush, getting a great little portable buddy for free!
jb(at)cubed3.com
jb(at)cubed3.com
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Nintendo are LEGENDS.
Slap it like you're mad at it!
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Wow, Bush and I have only a day apart on bdays...
I don't know what to say 
I don't know what to say
Piiiiii...ka.....SUEEEEEEE!
hopefully I get to play all the games I wanna play in the weeks to come!
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Sending Mr. Bush a DS Lite with Brain Age may be considered one of the best jokes so far pulled by Nintendo! You do not know how political you are, folks!
I, putting aside any political cynism, will only say that I really want to know Mr. Bushes Brain Age, folks. I did some... guesses already... *smile*
I, putting aside any political cynism, will only say that I really want to know Mr. Bushes Brain Age, folks. I did some... guesses already... *smile*
I find your lack of faith disturbing!
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Imagine bush playing brain age. He would probably hold it upside down
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4122L91 Wario
When is Blair birthday?
anybody reckon they have pulled this stunt for the Japanese president
Mike Gee of iZINE said, "...The Verve, as he [Richard Ashcroft] promised, had become the greatest band in the world. Most of the critics agreed with him. Most paid due homage. The Verve were no longer the question mark or the clich?They were the statement and the definition."
anybody reckon they have pulled this stunt for the Japanese president
Mike Gee of iZINE said, "...The Verve, as he [Richard Ashcroft] promised, had become the greatest band in the world. Most of the critics agreed with him. Most paid due homage. The Verve were no longer the question mark or the clich?They were the statement and the definition."
Wishing for a new Rival Schools!
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Imagine bush playing brain age. He would probably hold it upside down
R..O..F..L
anybody reckon they have pulled this stunt for the Japanese president
Huh?
( Edited on 05.07.2006 23:55 by jb )
jb(at)cubed3.com
Who the fuck are you when you take that mask away ?
4122L91 Wario
You just imagine it 7 + 5 + 4 = ?, Bush's brain would shut it would be too much for the poor fellow.
You never know this might make Bush a better President after all today he stressed diplomacy with N.Korea you see Brain Training has taught him not to invade everything
jb i mean you reckon they sent the Japanese President Brain Training?
Mike Gee of iZINE said, "...The Verve, as he [Richard Ashcroft] promised, had become the greatest band in the world. Most of the critics agreed with him. Most paid due homage. The Verve were no longer the question mark or the clich?They were the statement and the definition."
You never know this might make Bush a better President after all today he stressed diplomacy with N.Korea you see Brain Training has taught him not to invade everything
jb i mean you reckon they sent the Japanese President Brain Training?
( Edited on 05.07.2006 23:59 by Mr.Ashcroft )
Mike Gee of iZINE said, "...The Verve, as he [Richard Ashcroft] promised, had become the greatest band in the world. Most of the critics agreed with him. Most paid due homage. The Verve were no longer the question mark or the clich?They were the statement and the definition."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This is prob the best publicity stunt I've heard of in a long, long time.
President Bush being told by NOA to "train his brain"!!!
This is prob the best publicity stunt I've heard of in a long, long time.
President Bush being told by NOA to "train his brain"!!!
Wishing for a new Rival Schools!
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Breaking News: Nintendo of America HQ (Redmond, Washington) attacked by Giant Enemy Crab!
jb(at)cubed3.com
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Who the fuck are you when you take that mask away ?
4122L91 Wario
Mike Gee of iZINE said, "...The Verve, as he [Richard Ashcroft] promised, had become the greatest band in the world. Most of the critics agreed with him. Most paid due homage. The Verve were no longer the question mark or the clich?They were the statement and the definition."
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jb said:
Breaking News: Nintendo of America HQ (Redmond, Washington) attacked by Giant Enemy Crab!
Breaking News: Nintendo of America HQ (Redmond, Washington) attacked by Giant Enemy Crab!
arent nintendo sweet!
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geniusDarkflames Favorate Games! - Darkflames Favorate Films! - Darkflames Favorate Foods?!
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(actualy, on a more political note, its a false clichDarkflames Favorate Games! - Darkflames Favorate Films! - Darkflames Favorate Foods?!
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He gets a free DS Lite? Who does he think he is? The most powerful man in the world!! Oh wait...
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So all I have to do to get a free DS Lite is ... become President of the USA. OK, there might be a few hurdles in my way (not being American, no previous political experience besides voting every so often, not really wanting the job), but if there's free Nintendo goodies then I'm there!
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What great publicity! Nintendo are clever. Getting the president's approval on a system...wow. Well...wait, about 40 percent will consider it anyways 
But if he doesn't like it, the other 60 percent might consider...hmm.
But if he doesn't like it, the other 60 percent might consider...hmm.
TAG: That American Guy
Prince of Persia, Duke Nukem, Fallout, Second Sight, Unreal, Earthworm Jim, and more. For $6.00 and $10.00.
"...for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal." - 2 Corinthians 4:18b
Prince of Persia, Duke Nukem, Fallout, Second Sight, Unreal, Earthworm Jim, and more. For $6.00 and $10.00.
"...for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal." - 2 Corinthians 4:18b
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This is the best thing ever. I was laughing so hard i thought i was going to shit myself. Brain Age isnt going to help him (finishes letter when C.I.A. busts in door)
This is the best thing ever. I was laughing so hard i thought i was going to shit myself. Brain Age isnt going to help him (finishes letter when C.I.A. busts in door)
So yeah, Golden Sun 3.
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!!!!!!! FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
That is so clever of them!! Imagine the publicity!? It's brilliant! Giving George Bush a Birthday present that's product placement, advertising & (get this) HELPS HIM get a BIT MORE CLEVER!!
Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant, Nintendo, you are fecking geniuses!!
EDIT: I wonder if in a few months time, Sony will send him a PSP with a letter that says:
"O shit, sory it's su late! We din't mean it, it's those fucking bastards Nintendo! They stoppd us!"!!!!!!!!!!! BTW buy oure stuff.
Lots of luv 'n kisses Sony (We luv U!!!)"
Who's willing to bet Mr Bush will ENEVR ACTUALLY turn it on?
( Edited on 06.07.2006 09:51 by Sought The Poltercow )
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I don't care what others say - NOA DO have a sense of humour!!
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[quote]Darkflame said:
(actualy, on a more political note, its a false clich
(actualy, on a more political note, its a false clich
So yeah, Golden Sun 3.
18115C3 Mod
Bush has never done anything except decide to go to War, & be an incredibly stupid person.
He's really seriously dumb. As in not clever. At all.
EDIT: Oh yeah, & he told other people to go to war too.
He's really seriously dumb. As in not clever. At all.
EDIT: Oh yeah, & he told other people to go to war too.
( Edited on 06.07.2006 12:30 by Sought The Poltercow )
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