I hate shaving (warning gets explicit and dodgy) #1 at Nintendo Cubed3

Martin on 10.03.2005 at 12:56#1

I think it takes me longer every time I do it.. always new hair sprouting somewhere I don't want it... fucks sake.

I'm dreading the supposed 'hair in places you didn't know you had' thing when I get older... the gillette company probably put some sort of chemical in the water so they would be able to sell their razor blades to an army of mutants.

I think I'm just going to let it grow and turn into some sort of ape man. I'll forget to care what people think...

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nin10do on 10.03.2005 at 12:58#2

Yeah get used to it is my only advice.

You've two options:

The tedious one I choose and shave every day, which sucks but you get used to it.

Become a tramp.

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pig on 10.03.2005 at 12:58#3

I don't shave, I want a beard (though I've got a bit to go yet...), heck, I'll only get my hair cut if I'm forced... but seriously, beards rock!

Martin on 10.03.2005 at 13:01#4

nin10do wrote:

The tedious one I choose and shave every day, which sucks but you get used to it.

I do, unfortunately.. It's the other places I have to shave that really annoy me. Smilie

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nin10do on 10.03.2005 at 13:05#5

Ah, so msenyszak's a bit of a monkey boy then Smilie Smilie

I'm blessed with hair only in the 'normal' places - got a mate with a fooking sheepskin rub on his back though :/

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ohm on 10.03.2005 at 13:08#6

Since I am an arab I am quite hairy, but my face is clean shaven. I heard if you shaving cream a couple of times, your hair will stop growing back.

Martin on 10.03.2005 at 13:11#7

nin10do wrote:
Ah, so msenyszak's a bit of a monkey boy then

Die.

My back and chest are hairless, but my belly has a thick dark line up it, and I have (read: had) enough pubic hair to stuff a pillow. Only ever trim 'there' like once a week though.. costs too much otherwise..

EDIT: too much information

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pig on 10.03.2005 at 13:12#8

enough pubic hair to stuff a pillow

hmmm...

theduffman on 10.03.2005 at 13:16#9

Smilie

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Peletboy on 10.03.2005 at 13:18#10

I have to shave every day for work, it sucks!!! But I hate facial hair, for some reason it really annoys me!

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Frazzle.d on 10.03.2005 at 13:19#11

Yeah, me too, it's annoying. I need to shave about every 2 days (not much during weekends as I work) and then I wonder about the hair growing in other places. My legs and arms aren't bad, and I have a good lack of hair on my feet and fingers (why would anyone want hair there anyway?!) but my armpits and other places have a worrying amount of hair. I'm not sure about shaving that hair anyway, since I think it's stopped, but my armpits sometimes have a buildup in them (joys of a kicthen assistant) which is just nasty.

I also worry about my chest - I really don't want small furry animals nesting in that cavity Smilie

My facial hair...hmm...is a mess usually. I give it my best guess at shaving, let it grow a bit, have no real routine and I have more and more spots now which I think is caused by shaving. I also have hair growing at the sides of my neck and back which I should get rid of, but then it'd grow in thicker and faster...

Ah well, I quite like stroking my rough face Smilie

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Peletboy on 10.03.2005 at 13:26#12

In my experience women seem to like male body hair though. I find it slightly strange but girlfriends have always liked my hairy chest and belly, freaks!

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nin10do on 10.03.2005 at 13:28#13

Yes, a bit too much info there msen.

Facial hair pisses me off, though there is a good pondering relief itching stubble.

The rest, well I've got hobbit ankles which pisses me off, basically an increase in thickness around the sock line - looks a bit stupid when swimming etc.

But I couldn't shave anywhere apart from the face area.

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Frazzle.d on 10.03.2005 at 13:59#14

This begs the question:

why do a lot of women like hair?

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The_cackling_idiot on 10.03.2005 at 14:07#15

Because they want it for themselves. Watch yourself at night.

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Frazzle.d on 10.03.2005 at 14:13#16

I was assuming that hair during sex is more intimate...but er...I haven't tried. I know that my chest trick would get nasty if it had hairs in it...so...

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The_cackling_idiot on 10.03.2005 at 14:16#17

Yeah, you would get hair in your cereal.

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Martin on 10.03.2005 at 14:17#18

..and his milk.

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pig on 10.03.2005 at 14:19#19

That's it!! Someone has to kill this thread before I kill myself... or stop looking.

Frazzle.d on 10.03.2005 at 14:20#20

Never!

Mseny started getting dirty, I shall not be defeated!

I wonder what the strawberries and cream would be like hairy...?

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Martin on 10.03.2005 at 14:22#21

This thread is not going to a good place.

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Frazzle.d on 10.03.2005 at 14:28#22

They never do.

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