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Prepare to die inside...

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/24/load-time-from-hell-psp-game-takes-its-sweet-time/

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Smilie outrageous!!!

Hooray the perfect topic to plug my article!Smilie
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"If you were playing this on a train you'd be at your destination now!"

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The worst part is that it's practically true...

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Funny...I literally just got the link to this from a friend a minute ago and this is the first thread ive read since Smilie It was freaking awesome. I loved the "Oh I see its loading the LOADING SCREEN!"
XDDDD

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Wow that video wasted almost 6 minutes of my life.


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Just bear in mind that the majority of PSP games only take around 10-15 seconds to load, this is an exception! Smilie

Still, that's rediculously long.

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That was awful, i bet that would take nuff battry life out of the PSP. But hey i bet it would take a long time to complete the game.

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Yea if you wanna get a game timer up, thats one way to do it.

"Our new game is *60 hours long!"


*56 of those hours are load times.

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I simply loved how it loaded loading screens. Just shows that carrts are the only way forward for handhelds.

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Yea even 10-15 second load times add up when you don't have much time to play.

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I had loading times quicker than that, loading up MMOs with 256k ram!11 Shocking.

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You wouldn't dare play that game when the PSP has a low battery. Just imagine the battery dying when it's in the middle of saving to your memory stickSmilie

Data corruptionSmilie

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256k ram

Are you sure you only have 256kb of ram?

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HA ha!Smilie I cant believe that it just takes the mick.I wouldnt dare buy that game.

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My God, that's almost as bad as championship managerSmilie

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I can't believe that got past product testing.

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Smilie does anyone actually own this game? I can't believe i was going to get a PSP for this game! Shitin hell!

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