Already posted 'some stuff' on 'some topics', then noticed this-a here Newbies section. So here we go:
*Raz nervously stands up in front of the circle*
"Um, hello everyone...My name is 'Raz, and I'm a game-oholic."
*Group, in chorus* "Hello 'Raz!"
*Raz shuffles his feet, looks coyly around the room, and quickly sits down again*
*Unfortunately he misses his chair and falls hard on his backside*
*A muffled titter begins to spread around the group, until everyone is falling about in fits of laughter*
"D'oh bugger, not again..."
Oh, and hi to Omusremit-san