Jackasses, can't even use the Wii-mote right. I've played my Wii for hours in a row, with no side effects. I mean, come on, who gets injured playing a game, seriously. They are probably the people in the worst shape in America, not saying we are all in the greatest shape... but still... they must be fat asses or something, God.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.