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Pretty simple, just make up your own jokes. Even if they're crap just have a try.

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I@M DRAWING A CHOO CHEW CHRAIN, IT CARRIES TOFFEE LOLOLOLOMFGLMAFAO

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Q. Why did Sonic fart?
A. Because he blue off.

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Amazingjanet said:
I@M DRAWING A CHOO CHEW CHRAIN, IT CARRIES TOFFEE LOLOLOLOMFGLMAFAO

Is it embarassing to say that that actually made me laugh?SmilieSmilie

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Pikasue said:
Amazingjanet said:I@M DRAWING A CHOO CHEW CHRAIN, IT CARRIES TOFFEE LOLOLOLOMFGLMAFAO
Is it embarassing to say that that actually made me laugh?SmilieSmilie

Indeed it is. Tut tut.


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Q:Why did the book open?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the person laugh?

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Q why did the person laugh?
A Because Amazingjanet drew a CHOO CHEW CHRAIN, THAT CARRIES TOFFE
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( Edited on 07.01.2007 22:32 by Gravez )

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Why did the person laugh?

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This thread is going places!

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spydarlee said:
This thread is going places!Smilie

Duh, we're like, the smartest and funniest people in le world!Smilie

Okay, okay, I got one.

One day an anal wart walks into this bar, right? hahahah!
And then, like, he sees his good ol' pal, flubbercunt!
So he walks up to flubbercunt, and he asks:
"How's it hanging?"Smilie


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This is the unfunniest thread I have ever seen.

IANC said:
Dude yuor totally awesome. And i won't be killing you anytime soon.
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Bah, none of you have made any effort at all!!!

Time to try and save this thread:

What's blue and fucks old ladies?

Me, in my lucky blue coat.

........

Ah fuck it, I'll get me coat.

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Misfit said:
Bah, none of you have made any effort at all!!!Time to try and save this thread:Whats blue and fucks old ladies?Me, in my lucky blue coat.........Ah fuck it, Ill get me coat.

I thought it was Slydevil!Smilie

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Faust said:
Misfit said:Bah, none of you have made any effort at all!!!Time to try and save this thread:Whats blue and fucks old ladies?Me, in my lucky blue coat.........Ah fuck it, Ill get me coat.
I thought it was Slydevil!Smilie

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Why did the chicken cross the road?


Completely original that one

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road....

because chickens didn't exist durr.....

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"durr" is spelt with four "r"s, not two.

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(This should be in the forum games topic. Its just a post booster for some people, I reckon)


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Once there was a baby boy, born with no arms, no legs an no torso.

You would think that his life would be pretty crap really, but it went well.

He reached the ages of 18 and to celebrate his dad to him to the pub. He had his first sip of alcohol and to everyones suprise his torso appear. He continued to drink and the rest of his body appeared.
He was so excited he ran out into the middle of the street outside, but accidentally got run over by a bus and was killed.

His dad went back in the pub and the bar tendant said to him, "He should of quit while he was a head".

Not made up by me but I thought it was so funny.

Smilie

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Faust said:
Misfit said:Bah, none of you have made any effort at all!!!Time to try and save this thread:Whats blue and fucks old ladies?Me, in my lucky blue coat.........Ah fuck it, Ill get me coat.
I thought it was Slydevil!Smilie

Smilie, cheeky bastard. I'm still keeping the blue dude, even if he does fuck old ladies.

IANC said:
Dude yuor totally awesome. And i won't be killing you anytime soon.
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Slydevil said:
Faust said:
Misfit said:Bah, none of you have made any effort at all!!!Time to try and save this thread:Whats blue and fucks old ladies?Me, in my lucky blue coat.........Ah fuck it, Ill get me coat.
I thought it was Slydevil!Smilie
Smilie, cheeky bastard. Im still keeping the blue dude, even if he does fuck old ladies.

You should, he's one of few very original avaters hereSmilie
Sorry, couldn't resist as soon as I saw your avSmilie

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There was a snake called Nate. His purpose in life was to stay in the
desert and guard the lever. This lever was no ordinary lever. It was the
lever that if moved would destroy the world. Nate took his job very
seriously. He let nothing get close to the lever.

One day off in the distance he saw a cloud of dust. He kept his eye on it
because he was guarding the lever. The dust cloud continued to move
closer to the lever. Nate saw that it was a huge boulder and it was
heading straight for the lever!

Nate thought about what he could do to save the world. He decided if he
could get in front of the boulder he could deflect it and it would miss
the lever. Nate slithered quickly to intersect the boulder. The boulder
ran over Nate, but it was, in fact, deflected, leaving history to
conclude that is was better Nate than lever.


Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, I created this joke. Smilie

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That is a really waffly joke, had to be said. Smilie


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Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, I created this joke.

Isn't the original version of that joke about 100 times longer?

It was like a bloody book from what I remember! Smilie

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Surely that's worth a star?

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