Welcome to my fart survey.
Farting is something that we all do, preferably not around me. I thought that we could share some of the important aspects of farting that could, perhaps make some of us who are worried that we are abnormal, are in fact normal.
Please, for balance, any girls (Girlfriend?), let us know your farting habits so that we boys can see the differences. Don't talk nonsense that you don't fart, I have a house of 3 girls - I know better.
The important questions (I will add miy answers later):
How many times a day average?
Can you make yourself fart spontaneously?
How bad do they smell?
Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Has one of your farts ever been to gross even for you?
Ever lit a fart and was there pain?
Do you ever fart in the company of others - boys, mixed company?
Most embarrassing fart - where, how bad?
Sqeakers or ball tearers?
Ever farted so hard you did yourself an injury?
Sharts (shitty farts) - ever done them, where, did you have to dispose of your undies?
What food/s make you fart the most?
What food/s make your farts smell the worst?
How long did you wait before you farted in front of your girlfriend?
Ever farted inside a sealed suit (skindivers/astronauts)?
Come on people - share, just like your farts.
Why did god make farts smell? So deaf people could enjoy them too!