Official League of Kings Topic

Lrrr, may I suggest a few minor changes.

In the event of being sucked into a vortex, said member/swivelly chair should wait for my assistance, for me, ripping open a temporal rift is no feat.

Apart from that, it all seems in order. Care to go through the advanced health plan?

Lrrr said:

C3 League of Kings Health InsuranceIn Association withLrrr Health Plans PLCRevised 21st June 2007, 0100 GMT

Health1. All members are allowed 5 days sick leave a year2. If you fall ill as a result of chemical attack, we will provide the antidote as we now have antidotes for every disease that will ever be made3. If you are injured as a result of war, we will provide you with the best healthcare available, including all the Coffee you would want and a swivelly hospital bed/chair combo4. If you are sucked into a swirling vortex, you will not be rescued. if you wind up in a parallel universe, it is your active duty to join/create a league of Kings5. If you receive in excess of 85% body harm, you will be removed from active duty and be given a suitable job until either a) you recover or b) you die

Dental Plan1. We provide with the best dental plan available2. All teeth related problems will be fixed in the most painless way possible3. All teeth related problems will be dealt with efficiently4. Orthodontics are included in the Dental Plan for all our pre teen members

Death1. In the unlikely event of your death, you will be added to the wall of memory2. Widows will be paod handsomely upon your demise3. You will be declared dead after 7 years absence without posting4. You will be declared dead if you die in battle5. All funeral expenses will be paid, including Undertakers and luxury coffin/grave

And that is our basic package. If you pay just one star a week, you will automatically be upgrade to our Advanced Plan, with greater benefits.And theres more! Join Now, and you will automatically receive a Death Test on your apparent death to ensure that you are actually dead and that we are not burying you alive

Now if that isnt reason to join, i dont know what is. League of Kings is the only faction to include a comprehensive Health, Dental and Death Insurance Scheme. Join Now to be a part of this amazing offer

I like that plan. I've already given you one or two stars this week, can I be upgraded to the Advanced? If not you're fired.

C3 League of Kings Pension Scheme
In Association with
Lrrr Pensions Plc, (a sub division of Lrrr, Lrrr & Lrrr, Ltd)

The League of Kings Pension Scheme will:
1. Save up money for your retirement
2. Promise to increase any invest one hundred fold
3. Increase with P'WNAGE and the owning of members of other factions
4. Increase with kills of rival factions
5. Be better than any other pension scheme ran by the other factions. If they improve theirs, the LoK pension scheme automatically becomes better than theirs

Sign up now for a free clock or picture frame

JOIN NOW!

( Edited on 21.06.2007 01:09 by Lrrr )

Jacob4000 said:
I like that plan. Ive already given you one or two stars this week, can I be upgraded to the Advanced? If not youre fired.

Except for the vortex insurance, I think it's in perfect order, however I would like to hear about the advanced health plan.

But I also fear I may have to go now, it takes a lot of energy to enduce "Eye open sleeping", therefore One had better start enducing it soon.

Now now, try not to take that tone, besides, Madam or Oneself would get the final say in any members to be fired.

But I want Advanced insurance.

Jacob4000 said:
But I want Advanced insurance.

Right?

SupeR.I.P. - O.F.F. said:
Except for the vortex insurance, I think its in perfect order.

Been Sorted

SupeR.I.P. - O.F.F. said:

Jacob4000 said:But I want Advanced insurance.

Of course advanced insurance comes without saying to all members above Lrrr...Right?

Information on the advanced policy will follow, but minor details are being finalised

Then good work!

By the way, a second style standard signature is now available on the first page. I am sporting it right now.

Excellent work Lrrr, & on the Pension policy too, I didn't notice! 2 stars that you deserve!

All this work negotiating insurance and pensions sure is boring. Its also really tiring looking at intelligence videos that could lead us to find out their plans. im gonna go now, but rest assured when i return later in the day, i shall bring with me the finalised version of the Advanced Health Plan.

I bid you all a good night (even though its 125 in the morning)

( Edited on 21.06.2007 01:25 by Lrrr )

One is also about due for departure. I have to start inducing "Eye Open Sleep" so as to keep a sharp eye on our fair fort whilst I sleep.

Anyone caught sneaking shall be given the telekinetic FINGER OF DOOM.

The finger fires muffin lasers. Good night

I really like the benefits

If I get to be in a vortex or transdimensional portal, I'm sure I'll check out the Insurances for more info...

Great work! Have a Star!

NOTE: THE FINGER OF DOOM is well planned. Do some quick schematics for anyone to see it!

( Edited on 21.06.2007 01:32 by Udkedae )

The finger... is on the button.

( Edited on 21.06.2007 11:22 by SuperLink )

C3 League of Kings Advanced Health Insurance
In Association with
Lrrr Health Plans PLC (a subdivision of Lrrr, Lrrr & Lrrr, Ltd
Revised 21st June 2007, 1400 GMT

Health
1. All members are allowed 20 days sick leave a year
2. All members will receive innoculations against every disease possible, taken by mouth or intravenously
3. If you are injured as a result of war, you will be put in a luxury hospital suite complete with a fine selection of international coffees (except French) and any other drinks you would like and free access to every single television channel available in the world (including pay per view).
4. All surgical procedures will be carried out by specialists, and in the most painless method
5. If you or your swivelly chair are sucked into a swirling vortex, you should wait for assisstance as the One will open a Temporal Rift to save you. In the unlikely event that the One is unable to save you, the TARDIS will be sent instead
6. If you receive in excess of 85% body harm, you will be removed from active duty and live the rest of you life in luxury at you own villa, complete with butler and health spa
7. Disability is a recognisable reason to not work

Dental Plan
1. We will provide with the best dental plan available
2. All teeth related problems will be fixed in the most painless way possible, by proffessionals
3. Unlimited dentures can be provided in whatever style you want (normal, Fangs, et cetera)
4. If braces are required, those provided will be unnoticable and invisible

Death
1. In the unlikely event of your death, you will be added to the wall of memory and an item of your choosing will be dedicated to your honour
2. Widows will be set up in a luxury villa, with full staff and nothing to pay, upon your demise
3. Before being declared dead, we will run every possible test to ensure are actually dead
4. We will endeavour to revive you by any means possible
5. We can cryogenically freeze you should you wish it so that if they find a cure for any condition you may have (including deceased, mortally wounded, et cetera)in the future, they can save you
6. All cryogenic chambers are kept in a top secret location, and a clone will be in the event that one base is destroyed.
7. If you choose to be buried, you will get a luxury tomb complete with all items you could need in the afterlife (including Gold, Games Consoles, Food, et cetera) and be buried in the Valley of the Kings of C3

This advanced Insurance plan will be available to all members of the League of Kings who invest one star on a regular basis.

Also, as part of this plan if any other factions make theirs better, this automatically becomes better so we can ensure you that we off you the best available

( Edited on 21.06.2007 14:31 by Lrrr )

Excellent work Lrrr! Another star for you!

Now to reap the benefits of my free Advanced Health Plan.... Right?

My internet connection has been down, no doubt the Ninjas or perhaps even a C.U.N.T. are to blame.

My people, do not fret. These new 'organisations' are nothing but a few oppressors who are gagging for attention.

As it is plain to see, our 'Official League of Kings' organisations has had the most attention with 241 posts. We have the largest support base.

C.U.N.T./ Ninjas, tremble before our mighty post count before you get even more humiliated.

( Edited on 21.06.2007 16:04 by Monkeyman )

Pah. Your "higher post count" shows nothing but a plentitude of discussion, and a lack of action. The SSNT do not have time to waste on useless jibber jabber, we run the grand Kingdom of C3. Executive action is the order of the day.

Your pathetic little movement has barely required the attention of our vast staff and resources; Cubed3 shall never fall to the likes of ye.

C.U.N.T./ Ninjas, tremble before our mighty post count before you get even more humiliated.

Smells like cheese said:

C.U.N.T./ Ninjas, tremble before our mighty post count before you get even more humiliated.

Yeh, and half of their post count is by members of the L.O.K mocking them

You have made Madam laugh, and for that you will be greatly rewarded.

But that is true; we have made all the moves. All they have against us is empty threats that amount to nothing.

Walk on.

Pfah; your moves have gained you nothing! Where is your control of C3? The MoD is but a small branch of the limitless power of JB, C3 and the modiverse! And ye cannot even defeat us! HA!

My fellow brothers. it took a lot of work, but i have managed to locate where the enemy has moved their stronghold to:

Also, some new league of the Kings propaganda:

i know it similar to the last one, but this one has coffee in it to represent our love of Coffee, (and it goes against the SMU or what ever they are). I couldnt think of a safe way to get the C.U.N.Ts on there though, and i couldnt be bothered to change the background image

( Edited on 21.06.2007 19:45 by Lrrr )

GR781 said:
Pfah; your moves have gained you nothing! Where is your control of C3? The MoD is but a small branch of the limitless power of JB, C3 and the modiverse! And ye cannot even defeat us! HA!

Or so we would have you believe...you wait and count your blessings and code. You let your guard down, and still nothing happens. You call us weak, we still do nothing...but then, you doubt us....that will be your fatal mistake.

Well no, but seriously.. all you've really done is spam the opposing topic and sit around on swivel chairs eating coffee.. where is this fabled coup? I think ye have not the resources to transfer the battle from fiction to reality!

GR781 said:
Well no, but seriously.. all youve really done is spam the opposing topic and sit around on swivel chairs eating coffee.. where is this fabled coup? I think ye have not the resources to transfer the battle from fiction to reality!

how could you eat coffee, everyone knows it tastes like shit unless you add water

edit: League of Kings Takes down SSNT Base!!!
Hark! The fools, when they chose mordor as their base, they forget one tiny factor...

Hobbit Power!!!!

First, we took care of shelob in her lair (which their spy tricked us into entering in the first place):

Then our agent rescued our captured agent, which we were unable to capture on tape. The next part is evidence enough that they escaped anyway.

Now watch as we destroy the base and they flee in fear(now with star wars music (and i think a bit of jurassic park as well):

All their base are belong to us

( Edited on 21.06.2007 23:51 by Lrrr )

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GR781 said:
Well no, but seriously.. all youve really done is spam the opposing topic and sit around on swivel chairs eating coffee.. where is this fabled coup? I think ye have not the resources to transfer the battle from fiction to reality!

WTF?!? How the hell do you eat coffee? Maybe you confused them with poop bags, and thought it was coffee

Victory was at hand from the very begining, our post number only can be compared with our love for the coffee and swivel chairs

EDIT: This means the Fellowship Of The Kings is coming to an end?

( Edited on 22.06.2007 01:30 by Udkedae )