Well not a whole lot has happened recently. For the most important events refer to the first post of this topic under news. Tea is now in too!
However we have obtained some valuable information. GR's strength lies in his hair. (I KNEW IT!11!) Somehow we must recruit a friend or relative to stop by his place at an indecent hour and shave his head while he is still groggy from sleep. While she\he is at it, she\he can use some shaving cream and place the following message on his chest Flynnie style : "PWNED by LOK!"
I like this plan. A lot. We just need GR to give us some phone numbers of some friends and relatives. If we ask nicely he might give them to us.