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( Edited 20.06.2010 17:50 by PK Mongoose )

*sigh*

Don't you hate it when people vehemently dislike anime, and won't even give it a chance?

Keven said:
*sigh*

Don't you hate it when people vehemently dislike anime, and won't even give it a chance?

I'd like them to go into Kara no Kyoukai or Evangeleon or Digimon Tamers whilst thinking that.

And then they start saying American cartoons are better, and then this happens.

You guys need to check this:

Music from using sounds only from XP and 98

One day in Gurren Lagann Kamina died, and everyone was sad, but then there was a bright flash of light and Jesus appeared.

"Hey, Kamina, it's Jesus! What's up?" said Jesus.

"Thanks to Jesus, I have returned to life!" said Kamina.

"You're too cool to die," said Jesus, who bumped fists with Kamina.

Simon, Yoko, and all the other people in Team Dai-Gurren waved goodbye to Jesus and Kamina as they got onto their motorcycles with hot rod flames painted on the sides and did a backflip off a ramp as the song "Highway Star" by Deep Purple was played by the angels who had electric guitars shaped like skulls.

"So what do we do now, JC?" asked Kamina.

"We're going to kill the Nazis," said Jesus.

Something in the background exploded and they drove their motorcycles away from it and did a high-five while driving at about a gazillion miles per hour. Jesus is a very good motorcycle driver because it's one of his god powers. Same with Kamina.

All of the Nazis were doing very evil things in a room.

"We are the evil Nazis," said one of them.

That was when Jesus drove his motorcycle through the window and landed on top of the Nazi.

"Alas, I am slain," said the Nazi. Jesus kicked him in the face.

"Oh no!" the Nazis said in unison. "It's Jesus!"

Then Kamina broke through the other wall of the room on his motorcycle. "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" he yelled as he scalped a Nazi with his bowie knife.

The Nazis didn't know who Kamina was because they are from the 1940's and awesome hadn't been invented yet.

Then the Nazis were mad at Jesus so they shot him a bunch of times, but then Jesus absorbed all the bullets into his body and shot them out of his eyeballs back at the Nazis so they died.

"I'm Jesus so I still love you even though you're Nazis and I'm killing you," said Jesus. He's a pretty cool guy.

Kamina did not have to forgive the sins of anybody so he just cut a bunch of Nazis in half with his katana and then did a backflip into his giant robot. Jesus rode on top of the robot like it was a surfboard.

"Let's go find Hitler," said Kamina. There was a Nazi trying to run away so Kamina killed him by looking at him.

Kamina and Jesus rode the giant robot all the way across Germany. Each time the robot took a step its foot landed on a Nazi and the Nazi's intestines splattered all over the ground.

Jesus said, "Since I have Jesus powers I can tell that Hitler is somewhere nearby." So they decided to look for Hitler.

They found Chester Cheetah instead, who told them "I am Chester Cheetah and not Hitler." So Jesus and Kamina could not kill him because he is a God-fearing Christian who brings joy to people.

Then Chester Cheetah took off his mask, and it was actually Hitler! "I tricked you, Jesus!" said Hitler.

Kamina said, "It's not good to trick Jesus, evil Hitler!" and he kicked Hitler in the face. At the same time, Jesus kicked Hitler in the face from the other direction. It was in slow motion and it looked really cool.

"Hitler, I'm going to kick your ass in the name of the Father, Myself, and the Holy Ghost," said Jesus.

"Me too," said Kamina.

So then Jesus and Kamina charged up all of the Spiral energy in the entire universe through the power of prayer and shot a gigantic laser beam at Hitler so that he died slowly.

"Thank you, Kamina," said Jesus. "If you were any more awesome you would be Jesus too."

Then Kamina and Jesus high-fived each other since all the Nazis were dead.

The End

D'you have to post it twice?

DRAMATIC READING LOL
I think the Gurren Lagann is going to your head, bro.

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SuperLink said:
D'you have to post it twice?

PK Mongoose said:
DRAMATIC READING LOL
I think the Gurren Lagann is going to your head, bro.

Anyone care to guess what I sent him? Hmm? Maybe SL would know.

You sent him Kara no Kyoukai and it's deeply disturbed him? ._.

I mean if I wasn't such a /v/irgin I probably would have found it far more disturbing than I do...

Yep. I sent him the Movie 1-5 DVD I got off of eBay. Hopefully it won't motivate him to watch movie 7, where the real mindfuck happens. Which reminds me, which movie are you up to now?

( Edited 23.06.2010 21:15 by PK Mongoose )

PK Mongoose said:
Yep. I sent him the Movie 1-5 DVD I got off of eBay. Hopefully it won't motivate him to watch movie 7, where the real mindfuck happens. Which reminds me, which movie are you up to now?

I decided not to watch that one then because I needed to eat something (not something I wanna watch whilst eating) and I just didn't have time, so I only saw the first 3-5 minutes.

( Edited 23.06.2010 21:21 by SuperLink )

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS ANIME!!!!

Anyone care to explain?

You're supposed to be in a total state of confusion during movie 1. Half your questions are answered during movie 2. Sometimes you need to rewatch movies to understand.

Oh my f'n god, these names are hilarious. The last one is just epic!

I just realised that Durarara is about a Dullahan, so it's probably supposed to be Dullalala...

And also that Celty might come from the word Celtic, even though it's pronounced Selty...
Random thoughts of the moment.

They say the new Vuvuzela button makes every new Youtube vid sound better.

PK Mongoose said:
You're supposed to be in a total state of confusion during movie 1. Half your questions are answered during movie 2. Sometimes you need to rewatch movies to understand.

Keven said:
It doesn't help that it's not grammatically correct most of the time!

Victory cheese!
Plus post 7200.

How can you bounce stuff off the Moon, there's no gravity

Yes there is!

*nerdy*