Caption Competition

Caption Competition 17/02/2008 - 24/02/2008

Here\'s a forum game that isn\'t everlasting and doesn\'t take up 50+ pages

When I remember Weekly, I\'ll try and run a caption competition with some stars for prizes. Here\'s the jist:

A picture is provided. Give it a funny/clever/ingenious caption and you win some stars.

It\'s rather simple. The winner will get a healthy 8 stars, second place will get 5 and third place will get 3.

Here\'s this week\'s picture:

Boring picture? It\'s all about the caption...go!

( Edited 12.06.2008 17:02 by dojo )

"What? I need to polish my nails again? I only did them this morning!"

How about this:

"New traffic flow controllers got the thumbs up from nerds everywhere"

Or this:

"I'll bet you Jackie Chan NEVER wore shoes like THAT"

( Edited 17.02.2008 00:58 by A_man_92 )

Stop! In the naaaame of looooooove....

"Have at thee, clogged drain! My trusty snake shalt unclog-eth thee!"

Are we allowed to enter more than 2 captions?

If so then:
"Don't sweat it kid, i know this place like the back of my....... WTF is that?!"

( Edited 17.02.2008 06:56 by A_man_92 )

'Mario was starting to regret starching his gloves earlier.'

'And then Mario found out he had been a trophy for 60 years'

"STOP!... It's Mazza time!"

Mario just realized that he doesn't have fingernails. Lulz.

"...not a good time to shit my pants."

After 25 years of not being removed, the gloves had formed a symbiotic relationship with Mario.

Mario still hadn't realised that he was missing the bow.

Mario: "Dude, my hand is HUGE!"
Luigi: "I think all those mushrooms are finally getting to him."

mario-Prepare to taste my wrath! KAMEHAMEHA!!! wait... wrong game...-

mario-FIreball... GO!!!-

( Edited 18.02.2008 14:49 by The Wandering Sword )

"oh no! i broke another nail"

I'm refraining from some epic lulz. Do we think the compo could maybe be two-daily instead? With a lower prize? We don't all wanna look at Mazza's pretty face for the next week.

Oh, and my (pointless) entry:

So, to apply Nail Varnish, stick your hand out like so...

It was at this point when Mario started to realise he wasn't Neo, and holding his hand out like that wouldn't stop the bullets currently being fired at him.

"So, uh, you reckon your 2nd finger length is in proportion with your penis, do you?"

(SERIOUS QUESTION: If someone wins, who will give the stars and hoe will you notify them?)

( Edited 19.02.2008 07:08 by A_man_92 )

let the force be with you!

( Edited 19.02.2008 22:30 by R.O.B )

Shit, where did I leave mah 'shrooms?

mario-fine then prepare to die...GALIC GUN!!! Darn nothing from that either....

*Mario stares at hand* I swear I used to do this and a fireball came out

( Edited 20.02.2008 07:56 by mage_mccloud )

"I LOVE my new reflective gloves! Hmm, my nose wasn't that big YESTERDAY....."

A_man_92 said:
(SERIOUS QUESTION: If someone wins, who will give the stars and hoe will you notify them?)

Me, and I'll just post up the winners on here. No fret