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    mOojc

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    Some of the jokes in this thread may be found offensive.


    Q: What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
    A: Dam.

    Get it?! Smilie

    Anyway, I thought this would be a nice place to add some fun, randomness and generally crap lulz in. Post your lame jokes! Smilie

    ( Edited 27.04.2008 15:19 by SuperLink )

    on 22.04.2008 at 09:05
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    psychedout

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    Hahahahaha that is definitely crap. The joke was so lame.
    i love playing video games and listening to cool music Smilie
    on 22.04.2008 at 09:51
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    The cheese.

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    Hehe, I'll offer my slightly nerdy joke.

    Two mathematicians are having a conversation:
    "What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin?"
    "Erm...a natural log cabin?"
    "No, a houseboat. The forgot the C!"

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    on 22.04.2008 at 11:24
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    mOojc

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    Smells like cheese said:
    Hehe, I'll offer my slightly nerdy joke.

    Two mathematicians are having a conversation:
    "What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin?"
    "Erm...a natural log cabin?"
    "No, a houseboat. The forgot the C!"


    LOL!

    This is also another funny mathematic joke:
    "What did pi say to i?"
    "Get real"

    "What did i say to pi?"
    "Be rational"

    ... Smilie
    on 22.04.2008 at 11:56
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    So yeah, Golden Sun 3.
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    SuperLink

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    "What do you get, when you cross an owl, with a bungee chord?
    My ass."

    I heard that on the internet somewhere. I don't know if it's meant to be funny or not.

    "What do you call a smashed & emptied Piggy Bank?
    Broke"

    I made that last one myself when I was about 10 I think. Smilie

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    on 22.04.2008 at 12:45
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    Dive into Blue
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    linkman26

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    "What do you get, when you cross an owl, with a bungee chord?
    My ass."


    That's from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
    on 22.04.2008 at 13:29
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    "Napalm is natures toothpaste"
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    Echoes221

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    why do mathmeticians never need to sunbathe? because they multiply sin by cos and get tan! (i think)

    two guys walk into a bar...oww

    a mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says he dosent want hime there, the shroom replies why not? im a funguy!

    why cant you live in funghi?? because there is not mushroom!

    whats worse than 10 dead babies ina barrel?1 baby in 10 barrels!

    how do you get a baby in a jar? blender, how do you get it out of the jar??....doritos!

    what is pink and goes red at the touch of a button?..baby in a blender!

    what is green and goes red at the touch of a button? last weeks dead baby in a blender!

    (you can tell my free periods are spent well with freinds XD) [they are jokes dont take them seriously im not a sick person i have a baby brother]

    He's such a virgin!
    on 22.04.2008 at 15:36
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    So yeah, Golden Sun 3.
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    SuperLink

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    Ah, now I finally know what it's from. Smilie Does it actually mean anything?

    I saw it on an Advent Children video called "Cloud's Dream" If you haven't seen it already you need to Smilie

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    on 22.04.2008 at 15:36
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    if love is blind then why do people believe in love at first sight
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    Das Dragon

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    whats worse than 10 dead babies ina barrel?1 baby in 10 barrels!

    how do you get a baby in a jar? blender, how do you get it out of the jar??....doritos!

    what is pink and goes red at the touch of a button?..baby in a blender!

    what is green and goes red at the touch of a button? last weeks dead baby in a blender!

    Babies + Blenders = Funny jokes

    knock knock Smilie
    whos there Smilie
    boo Smilie
    boo who Smilie
    thats it cry u wimp, id stick that bat up ur ass and turn u into a popsickle Smilie
    on 22.04.2008 at 16:32
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    So yeah, Golden Sun 3.
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    SuperLink

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    How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
    Push them onto the bus with your hands!

    Wait... that's not right...

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    It's The Doctor.
    Doctor Who?
    Exactly.

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    on 22.04.2008 at 16:47
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    Ooo I'm so hunger! Ooo I am so hunger!
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    Angus

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    Why are pirates called pirates?

    'cause they arrgghhh

    on 22.04.2008 at 17:21
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    Your right hand comes off?
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    LKR000

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    whats brown and sticky?
    A stick

    lolzSmilie


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    on 22.04.2008 at 17:41
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    "Napalm is natures toothpaste"
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    Echoes221

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    whats white and sticky???
    glue (no connotations here!)


    He's such a virgin!
    on 22.04.2008 at 17:55
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    Dreams are like trees. It's more fun to climb them than to watch them.
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    PK Mongoose

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    A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

    "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

    And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"


    It has footprint...shield...thing!
    I has Youtube Channel!
    on 22.04.2008 at 20:19
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    Why You forget Skate It?
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    Modplan Man

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    To be or not to be.
    -- Shakespeare
    To do is to be.
    -- Nietzsche
    To be is to do.
    -- Sartre
    Do be do be do.
    -- Sinatra

    Nudity, Violence, Strong Language
    on 22.04.2008 at 20:33
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    "Napalm is natures toothpaste"
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    Echoes221

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    clara is a scientist but now she is no more, because what she thought was H2O was H2SO4!

    He's such a virgin!
    on 22.04.2008 at 21:09
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    What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
    snowballs



    How do you make a hormone?

    Don't pay her




    on 22.04.2008 at 21:32
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    "Napalm is natures toothpaste"
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    Echoes221

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    L said:
    What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
    snowballs



    How do you make a hormone?

    Don't pay her





    LOL

    He's such a virgin!
    on 22.04.2008 at 21:36
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    linkman26

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    PK Mongoose said:
    A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

    "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

    And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"


    DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1SmilieSmilieSmilie
    on 23.04.2008 at 01:26
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    Dreams are like trees. It's more fun to climb them than to watch them.
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    PK Mongoose

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    linkman26 said:
    PK Mongoose said:
    A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

    "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

    And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"


    DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1SmilieSmilieSmilie

    Never knew anyone'd get it! O_O

    "What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller?"

    "Flatman and Ribbon"

    ( Edited 23.04.2008 03:06 by PK Mongoose )



    It has footprint...shield...thing!
    I has Youtube Channel!
    on 23.04.2008 at 03:00
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    mOojc

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    mOojc

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    Keep them coming guys!

    Q: What did Batman say to Robin when they got to the car?
    A: Robin, get in the car.
    on 23.04.2008 at 09:29
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    The cheese.

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    why do mathmeticians never need to sunbathe? because they multiply sin by cos and get tan! (i think)


    tan=sin/cos, but close enough!

    There's an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman, and they come across a magic fairy. "I will give you a wish each" says the fairy, "but you must use your wish to protect the country that you're from, not for your own gain".

    The Irishman says he wants Ireland to have the greatest navy in the world to protect from overseas attack, and so it is done. The Englishman decides to surround England with a wall that no-one could ever get through, to protect England from attack altogether.

    The Scotsman asks the fairy "can you tell me more about this wall?" "Of course. The wall is 4m high, 1m thick, goes around the whole of England and nothing can get in or out".

    "In that case" says the Scotsman "Can you fill England with water?"

    ---

    Did you hear about the magic tractor?
    It turned into a field!

    ( Edited 23.04.2008 10:42 by Smells like cheese )


    This is my newer, bigger, reasonably sized signature. I hope it's not too big.
    on 23.04.2008 at 10:30
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    Found a shop in my town that only sells Belgian beer and chocolate. :D
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    Do. :/

    ( Edited 23.04.2008 10:42 by Bart.... )

    "Cynical is a word that I apply to the people of the Ford motor company who chose to continue to make the Ford pinto when their gas tanks were exploding because it would be cheaper to pay off the widows than to retool. That's cynicism." - George Carlin
    on 23.04.2008 at 10:41
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    Stucorbs

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    What's E.T. short for?

    Because he's got little legs.

    Also, I want you all to read this: Joke (try to ignore the dumb ads)

    No cheating and skipping to the end, read the whole thing. It'll definitely be the most worthwhile thing you've ever done...
    on 23.04.2008 at 12:16
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    The cheese.

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    I remember that longest joke in the world. It cropped up on C3 a couple of years ago. I thought that the story was actually more interesting then the joke!

    ( Edited 23.04.2008 17:06 by Smells like cheese )


    This is my newer, bigger, reasonably sized signature. I hope it's not too big.
    on 23.04.2008 at 14:40
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