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4939
L99 Master Hand
Some of the jokes in this thread may be found offensive.
Q: What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
A: Dam.
Get it?!
Anyway, I thought this would be a nice place to add some fun, randomness and generally crap lulz in. Post your lame jokes!
( Edited 27.04.2008 15:19 by SuperLink )
will be right back after the break.
5803
L100 C3 Master
Hehe, I'll offer my slightly nerdy joke.
Two mathematicians are having a conversation:
"What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin?"
"Erm...a natural log cabin?"
"No, a houseboat. The forgot the C!"
This is my newer, bigger, reasonably sized signature. I hope it's not too big.
Two mathematicians are having a conversation:
"What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin?"
"Erm...a natural log cabin?"
"No, a houseboat. The forgot the C!"
This is my newer, bigger, reasonably sized signature. I hope it's not too big.
4939L99 Master Hand
Smells like cheese said:
Hehe, I'll offer my slightly nerdy joke.
Two mathematicians are having a conversation:
"What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin?"
"Erm...a natural log cabin?"
"No, a houseboat. The forgot the C!"
Hehe, I'll offer my slightly nerdy joke.
Two mathematicians are having a conversation:
"What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin?"
"Erm...a natural log cabin?"
"No, a houseboat. The forgot the C!"
LOL!
This is also another funny mathematic joke:
"What did pi say to i?"
"Get real"
"What did i say to pi?"
"Be rational"
...
So yeah, Golden Sun 3.
18114
C3 Mod
"What do you get, when you cross an owl, with a bungee chord?
My ass."
I heard that on the internet somewhere. I don't know if it's meant to be funny or not.
"What do you call a smashed & emptied Piggy Bank?
Broke"
I made that last one myself when I was about 10 I think.
My ass."
I heard that on the internet somewhere. I don't know if it's meant to be funny or not.
"What do you call a smashed & emptied Piggy Bank?
Broke"
I made that last one myself when I was about 10 I think.
Dive into Blue
3862
L88 Super Sonic
"What do you get, when you cross an owl, with a bungee chord?
My ass."
My ass."
That's from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"Napalm is natures toothpaste"
2823
L78 Slippy
why do mathmeticians never need to sunbathe? because they multiply sin by cos and get tan! (i think)
two guys walk into a bar...oww
a mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says he dosent want hime there, the shroom replies why not? im a funguy!
why cant you live in funghi?? because there is not mushroom!
whats worse than 10 dead babies ina barrel?1 baby in 10 barrels!
how do you get a baby in a jar? blender, how do you get it out of the jar??....doritos!
what is pink and goes red at the touch of a button?..baby in a blender!
what is green and goes red at the touch of a button? last weeks dead baby in a blender!
(you can tell my free periods are spent well with freinds XD) [they are jokes dont take them seriously im not a sick person i have a baby brother]
He's such a virgin!
two guys walk into a bar...oww
a mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says he dosent want hime there, the shroom replies why not? im a funguy!
why cant you live in funghi?? because there is not mushroom!
whats worse than 10 dead babies ina barrel?1 baby in 10 barrels!
how do you get a baby in a jar? blender, how do you get it out of the jar??....doritos!
what is pink and goes red at the touch of a button?..baby in a blender!
what is green and goes red at the touch of a button? last weeks dead baby in a blender!
(you can tell my free periods are spent well with freinds XD) [they are jokes dont take them seriously im not a sick person i have a baby brother]
He's such a virgin!
So yeah, Golden Sun 3.
18114C3 Mod
Ah, now I finally know what it's from. Does it actually mean anything?
I saw it on an Advent Children video called "Cloud's Dream" If you haven't seen it already you need to
Does it actually mean anything?I saw it on an Advent Children video called "Cloud's Dream" If you haven't seen it already you need to
if love is blind then why do people believe in love at first sight
41
L5 Octorock
whats worse than 10 dead babies ina barrel?1 baby in 10 barrels!
how do you get a baby in a jar? blender, how do you get it out of the jar??....doritos!
what is pink and goes red at the touch of a button?..baby in a blender!
what is green and goes red at the touch of a button? last weeks dead baby in a blender!
how do you get a baby in a jar? blender, how do you get it out of the jar??....doritos!
what is pink and goes red at the touch of a button?..baby in a blender!
what is green and goes red at the touch of a button? last weeks dead baby in a blender!
Babies + Blenders = Funny jokes
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
thats it cry u wimp, id stick that bat up ur ass and turn u into a popsickle
So yeah, Golden Sun 3.
18114C3 Mod
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
Push them onto the bus with your hands!
Wait... that's not right...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
It's The Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Exactly.
Push them onto the bus with your hands!
Wait... that's not right...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
It's The Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Exactly.
Ooo I'm so hunger! Ooo I am so hunger!
1366
L59 Chain Chomp
Why are pirates called pirates?
Your right hand comes off?
589
L38 Moblin
whats brown and sticky?
A stick
lolz
Gamertag: LKR101
Currently playing: Super Mario Galaxy/Megaman Starforce 2
A stick
lolz
Gamertag: LKR101
Currently playing: Super Mario Galaxy/Megaman Starforce 2
"Napalm is natures toothpaste"
2823L78 Slippy
whats white and sticky???
He's such a virgin!
He's such a virgin!
Dreams are like trees. It's more fun to climb them than to watch them.
1676
L65 Tails
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,
"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"
And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"
It has footprint...shield...thing!
I has Youtube Channel!
"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"
And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"
It has footprint...shield...thing!
I has Youtube Channel!
Why You forget Skate It?
2968
L79 Iron Knuckle
To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
Nudity, Violence, Strong Language
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
Nudity, Violence, Strong Language
"Napalm is natures toothpaste"
2823L78 Slippy
clara is a scientist but now she is no more, because what she thought was H2O was H2SO4!
He's such a virgin!
He's such a virgin!
Sakujo!
1091
L53 Yoshi
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
How do you make a hormone?
How do you make a hormone?
"Napalm is natures toothpaste"
2823L78 Slippy
L said:
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
How do you make a hormone?
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
How do you make a hormone?
LOL
He's such a virgin!
Dive into Blue
3862L88 Super Sonic
PK Mongoose said:
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,
"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"
And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,
"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"
And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"
DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dreams are like trees. It's more fun to climb them than to watch them.
1676L65 Tails
linkman26 said:
DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
PK Mongoose said:
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,
"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"
And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,
"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"
And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"
DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Never knew anyone'd get it! O_O
"What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller?"
"Flatman and Ribbon"( Edited 23.04.2008 03:06 by PK Mongoose )
It has footprint...shield...thing!
I has Youtube Channel!
4939L99 Master Hand
Keep them coming guys!
Q: What did Batman say to Robin when they got to the car?
A: Robin, get in the car.
Q: What did Batman say to Robin when they got to the car?
A: Robin, get in the car.
will be right back after the break.
5803L100 C3 Master
why do mathmeticians never need to sunbathe? because they multiply sin by cos and get tan! (i think)
tan=sin/cos, but close enough!
There's an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman, and they come across a magic fairy. "I will give you a wish each" says the fairy, "but you must use your wish to protect the country that you're from, not for your own gain".
The Irishman says he wants Ireland to have the greatest navy in the world to protect from overseas attack, and so it is done. The Englishman decides to surround England with a wall that no-one could ever get through, to protect England from attack altogether.
The Scotsman asks the fairy "can you tell me more about this wall?" "Of course. The wall is 4m high, 1m thick, goes around the whole of England and nothing can get in or out".
"In that case" says the Scotsman "Can you fill England with water?"
---
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
( Edited 23.04.2008 10:42 by Smells like cheese )
This is my newer, bigger, reasonably sized signature. I hope it's not too big.
Found a shop in my town that only sells Belgian beer and chocolate. :D
4383
L93 Ash Ketchum
Do. :/
( Edited 23.04.2008 10:42 by Bart.... )
( Edited 23.04.2008 10:42 by Bart.... )
"Cynical is a word that I apply to the people of the Ford motor company who chose to continue to make the Ford pinto when their gas tanks were exploding because it would be cheaper to pay off the widows than to retool. That's cynicism." - George Carlin
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1699
L65 Tails
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Also, I want you all to read this: Joke (try to ignore the dumb ads)
No cheating and skipping to the end, read the whole thing. It'll definitely be the most worthwhile thing you've ever done...
Because he's got little legs.
Also, I want you all to read this: Joke (try to ignore the dumb ads)
No cheating and skipping to the end, read the whole thing. It'll definitely be the most worthwhile thing you've ever done...
will be right back after the break.
5803L100 C3 Master
I remember that longest joke in the world. It cropped up on C3 a couple of years ago. I thought that the story was actually more interesting then the joke!( Edited 23.04.2008 17:06 by Smells like cheese )
This is my newer, bigger, reasonably sized signature. I hope it's not too big.
This is my newer, bigger, reasonably sized signature. I hope it's not too big.
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