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mOojc Reply Quote #1 

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Some of the jokes in this thread may be found offensive.


Q: What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
A: Dam.

Get it?! Smilie

Anyway, I thought this would be a nice place to add some fun, randomness and generally crap lulz in. Post your lame jokes! Smilie

( Edited 27.04.2008 15:19 by SuperLink )

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Hahahahaha that is definitely crap. The joke was so lame.
i love playing video games and listening to cool music Smilie
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Hehe, I'll offer my slightly nerdy joke.

Two mathematicians are having a conversation:
"What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin?"
"Erm...a natural log cabin?"
"No, a houseboat. The forgot the C!"
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Smells like cheese said:
Hehe, I'll offer my slightly nerdy joke.

Two mathematicians are having a conversation:
"What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin?"
"Erm...a natural log cabin?"
"No, a houseboat. The forgot the C!"


LOL!

This is also another funny mathematic joke:
"What did pi say to i?"
"Get real"

"What did i say to pi?"
"Be rational"

... Smilie
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"What do you get, when you cross an owl, with a bungee chord?
My ass."

I heard that on the internet somewhere. I don't know if it's meant to be funny or not.

"What do you call a smashed & emptied Piggy Bank?
Broke"

I made that last one myself when I was about 10 I think. Smilie

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"What do you get, when you cross an owl, with a bungee chord?
My ass."


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why do mathmeticians never need to sunbathe? because they multiply sin by cos and get tan! (i think)

two guys walk into a bar...oww

a mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says he dosent want hime there, the shroom replies why not? im a funguy!

why cant you live in funghi?? because there is not mushroom!

whats worse than 10 dead babies ina barrel?1 baby in 10 barrels!

how do you get a baby in a jar? blender, how do you get it out of the jar??....doritos!

what is pink and goes red at the touch of a button?..baby in a blender!

what is green and goes red at the touch of a button? last weeks dead baby in a blender!

(you can tell my free periods are spent well with freinds XD) [they are jokes dont take them seriously im not a sick person i have a baby brother]
Some say time is like a river that runs fast and smooth, but i have seen the face of time, it is an ocean and a storm.

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Ah, now I finally know what it's from. Smilie Does it actually mean anything?

I saw it on an Advent Children video called "Cloud's Dream" If you haven't seen it already you need to Smilie

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whats worse than 10 dead babies ina barrel?1 baby in 10 barrels!

how do you get a baby in a jar? blender, how do you get it out of the jar??....doritos!

what is pink and goes red at the touch of a button?..baby in a blender!

what is green and goes red at the touch of a button? last weeks dead baby in a blender!

Babies + Blenders = Funny jokes

knock knock Smilie
whos there Smilie
boo Smilie
boo who Smilie
thats it cry u wimp, id stick that bat up ur ass and turn u into a popsickle Smilie
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How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
Push them onto the bus with your hands!

Wait... that's not right...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
It's The Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Exactly.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

'cause they arrgghhh

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So this is that waste of space they like to call a signiture, ehh?
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whats brown and sticky?
A stick

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whats white and sticky???
glue (no connotations here!)

Some say time is like a river that runs fast and smooth, but i have seen the face of time, it is an ocean and a storm.

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A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"
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To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
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Nudity, Strong Language, Violence

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clara is a scientist but now she is no more, because what she thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
snowballs



How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her



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L said:
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
snowballs



How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her





LOL
Some say time is like a river that runs fast and smooth, but i have seen the face of time, it is an ocean and a storm.

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PK Mongoose said:
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"


DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1SmilieSmilieSmilie
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linkman26 said:
PK Mongoose said:
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"


DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1SmilieSmilieSmilie

Never knew anyone'd get it! O_O

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( Edited 23.04.2008 03:06 by PK Mongoose )

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Keep them coming guys!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when they got to the car?
A: Robin, get in the car.
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