The Most Vile Music Ever

Post the worst music you've ever heard.

I remember seeing this many years back whilst flicking through some music channels and thinking to myself how horrific it was. I had no idea who it was by or what the song title was, but luckily I managed to find it!

Anything by Bruno Mars. Hate that guy.

Marzy, this may be the greatest topic I have ever seen on a forum... ever!
Your also right, that techno rap stuff is horrible.

I however found something far worse-

I barely saw those jeans she was banging on about. Is it a purpose pisstake on Rebecca Black? Whole thing screams joke to me.

Actually, I believe this is put out by the same defunct guy who created the Rebecca Black stuff. He's still got a whole Youtube channel with these little twerps. There's probably a dozen or so of these horrible little videos.

A friend of mine tortured a bunch of us one day after classes by making us listen to EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Needless to say, I am a reluctant expert on crappy music.

I can't physically watch it, mate. Sorry.

That just means you have good taste.
Be proud. Judging from the state of popular music today you could be one of the last of your kind.

I think the guy who runs the ARK Music Factory got shut down for exploiting kids like this. Or there was a lot of controversy going on around YT, with parents being quite pissed off at ARK. But yeah, Rebecca Black and all the others on that channel.. they all suck. Pretty much all of it is autotuned to, lol.

EDIT: Nvm, they're still going. There's a lot of videos ranting about them on YT though.

( Edited 20.03.2012 21:59 by Mush123 )

This "new" trend of droning artists like Lana Del Rey. Boring, boring and somehow popular. Can't stand it.

I have an internet hero. A true musical genius for you guys. Bask in the glory of Nothing Pure..

Gotta love the tacked-on Martin Luther King speech. Really lends the song such depth, not that there wasn't plenty already. Awesome lyrics, awesome musicianship. The solo through King's speech is the epitome of diatonic wonder. The way they're not totally out of time and out of tune (in a half-professional video and recording) at all is truly astounding.

Marzy said:
The Blackout Crew - Bbbbbounce

What are you talking about? They're my favourite band! One of the best chewons eva!

Wow Martin! I had no idea! If you're such a big Nothing Pure fan have I got the band for you! Feel the wrath of Winterband! Buwah-ha-ha-ha! er... eh-hem -- I mean, they are the best!

Yeah, they suck. But at least they're in time and their instruments are mostly in tune. Matey's singing sucks, and the lyrics are even worse than Nothing Pure.

MAKE IT STOP!!!!

I literally just searched for an hour for a band as bad as the above Black Out Band... it may not exist. What kind of Pandora's box have we opened?

This almost sounds good now --

Ok, maybe not.

Some more diarrhoea from Blackout Crew.

Strange how that band is called Black Out Band, it's a similar name. I had to laugh at that Videogames song though, it was so bad it was just unbelievable.

lol, that's fucking terrible Marzy.

ANything that's correctly classified as singer songwriter or indie...white guys singing about feelings with a quirky tuned guitar, a drummer who slams on furniture instead of a drum kit and a singer who tries his best to sing out of key/as monotone as possible/just having a fuck it let's just be lazy attitude.

This is slowly becoming the largest collection of bad music I have ever seen. Hopefully we can get music representative of every genre. And Marzy,"diarrhoa" is the perfect word. It should be the academic term used universally in every music textbook and reserved only for the worst of the worst. I've always felt there should be a special branch of music that only studies crap, sorta like how doctors study illnesses. Maybe then we could find an explanation for the following --

In all honesty, I think The Cartoons fall under the "so bad it's good" catagory and I genuinely like them. Still, they are wank, so here they are. Gotta love the useless Elvis ladies who seem to have no other purpose beyond having huge tits. I'm gonna lay my cards on the table here - I love big tits.

Martin, that song is utterly putrid and I hated it as a child even. The plastic Elvis hair, silly costumes and goofy facial expressions just makes it even worse.

Saying all that though, I can't help but laugh, just because it's so bad.

Are you kidding? Witchdoctor is one of the most famous novelty songs of all time, no joke. It's what gave Alvin and the Chipmunks their start. It's pretty old too.

"The Cartoons" scare me though... reminds me to much of Toybox.

I think the plastic quiffs are awesome. They all seem to be different household objects. One is clearly a sponge!

Extra large version, spoilered for those offended by pigs and bacon:

Speaking of so bad that it's good. There's something about this that is so wrong, but hilarious at the same time. Lol, on my senior trip several years ago, everyone started singing this obnoxiously. The bus driver was pissed haha.