Nintendo's Pokemilking
3DS & DS

Person: I want ALL the pokemon!

Nintendo employee: I'll give you all of them for about 250 bucks for that you get Collosuem, FR, LG, R, S, & Emerald but wait there's more if you really want all the pokemon hand over about 80 more bucks for an E- Reader and a lot of E reader Card bosster packs which the cards are random Good Luck! Come back after you get the E reader cards you need!

*300 dollars and 6 months Later*

Person: I'm back I couldn't get the right E reader Cards so I thought I'd order Nintendo power.

Nintendo Employee: just a minute
*calls in to Nintendo*
Good news we just ripped another 300 bucks out of someones pocket by telling him to buy an e-reader and booster packs that won't contain an aurora/eon ticket

Nintendo guy on the phone: Good job

Nintendo Employee: *goes back to person* There's a new e-card booster pack out that has *next Ticket name* so go buy about 300 bucks worth of those

Person: I guess I'll have to if i'm going to get everything in these games.

Nintendo Employee: *calls Nintendo* We just ripped another person off!

Nintendo guy on the phone: Good job, keep this up and and we'll have tons of cash

*another 300 bucks and 6 months later*

Person: I bought some more of those new packs but I couldn't find the card I needed to get and my issue of Nintendo power got lost in the mail.

Nintendo Employee: Really? To get a *new move* Pikachu there is a give away in *other country*!

Person: I have to catch a plane!

Nintendo Employee on phone: I just told another person that there is a give away in *other Country* maybe you could uh you know change it to a country 4,000 miles away from *country*

Nintendo guy on other end: great idea, I'll put in for it.

*at country*
People: what happened to the give away

Nintendo employee: Oh that it was reschedueled to take place in *another country*

People: we have to catch a plane!

Nintendo Employee on phone: I just a bunch of people that there is a give away in *other Country* maybe you could uh you know change it to a country 4,000 miles away from *country*

Nintendo guy on other end: great idea, I'll put in for it.

*at country*
People: what happened to the give away

Nintendo employee: Oh that it was reschedueled to take place in *another country*

People: we have to catch a plane!

Nintendo Employee on phone: I just a bunch of people that there is a give away in *other Country* maybe you could uh you know change it to a country 4,000 miles away from *country*

Nintendo guy on other end: great idea, I'll put in for it.

*at country*
People: what happened to the give away

Nintendo employee: Oh that it was reschedueled to take place in *another country*

People: we have to catch a plane!

Nintendo Employee on phone: I just a bunch of people that there is a give away in *other Country* maybe you could uh you know change it to a country 4,000 miles away from *country*

Nintendo guy on other end: great idea, I'll put in for it.

*at country*
People: what happened to the give away

Nintendo employee: Oh that it was reschedueled to take place in *another country*

Every pokemon game is totally utter rehash yet people buy it, it even more rehashed than FIFA....wait...I'll take that back

More rehashed than fifa... i think not!

I'm afraid I couldn't be bothered to read all that, but I picked up the general sarcastic gist of it.

Personally I have Blue and Silver, and loved those, cant comment on Ruby/Saphire. I'm hopefully also getting one of the new remakes of the old blue and red.

Now I don't really like the whole re-make thing, but I actually have an urge to play the old games again, and started the other night, but it seemed quite dated, so I'm going to wait and get the updated one (for free!) instead.

Well, i can't talk i've beat Blue, Gold, Ruby and Fire red, but i don't pay for them.

Now advance wars on the other hand! Now there was a game!!!!

(not as good as "The Adventures of the Psot , Featuring the GReen M&M", though)

Advances Wars multiplayers bores the hell out of me, single player games isn't bad though. To be honest, your dumb enough to have all that money and waste it on Poke'mon you deserve to be ripped off, but the games are great and despite still hating the introduction of all new Poke'mon when I knew all 150 off by heart, it is nice little franchies. Poke'milking, sounds like a new game idea to me!

Gotta Milk 'Em All!

you forgot about the pokemon action figures and dolls....*shudders*

Of which I have MANY, almost too many, but not quite.

Anyone to say one is to many will be slapped!

and the trading cards... btw, ne of you guys have the pokedex? i do. i used to be very into pokemon

Nope that is one of the few items I never got, too expensive

I have loads of the Cards though, talking stuffed toys, figurines, books, games, stickers, sweets, talking non-stuffed toys. The list go's on, needles to say I used to by quite the pokefanatic as well, and I'm still pretty devoted

LeafGreen and FireRed arn't bad actually, if you never played the originals. You should be able to go to Johto, but they're quite fun to play again.

Yes, I have them on my GBA emulator....kind of dropped myself in that one...