Retro Game Reviews

7

NES

Wrecking Crew Review

He's-a coming in-a like a wreeecking baaall-a!

By Athanasios Aravositas 30 January 2026 0

9

Super Nintendo

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past – Third Opinion Review

A super legend on the Super Nintendo.

By Athanasios Aravositas 02 December 2025 0

5

Game Boy

Alleyway Review

Boringway.

By Athanasios Aravositas 26 November 2025 0

6

NES

Donkey Kong Jr. Review

Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey kills Mario to save papa monkey.

By Athanasios Aravositas 17 October 2025 0

4

PlayStation 2

Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows Review

Hack and slash until hands bleed or your mind goes numb.

By Athanasios Aravositas 03 October 2025 0

6

NES

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link – Fourth Opinion Review

Link II: Zelda’s Awakening.

By Athanasios Aravositas 01 October 2025 0

8

NES

Kirby’s Adventure Review

Pink puffball power on the NES!

By Athanasios Aravositas 01 September 2025 0

5

NES

1942 Review

Capcom’s earplugs commercial.

By Athanasios Aravositas 31 July 2025 0

6

PlayStation 3

Conan Review

Conan! What’s breast in life?

By Athanasios Aravositas 29 July 2025 2

8

NES

The Legend of Zelda Review

The Legend begins.

By Athanasios Aravositas 28 July 2025 1

6

Super Nintendo

Zombies Ate My Neighbors Review

Neigh-bores.

By Athanasios Aravositas 27 July 2025 3

6

PlayStation

Metal Gear Solid Review

“It’s like one of my Japanese animes!”

By Athanasios Aravositas 11 June 2025 2

6

PlayStation 2

God of War Review

A Greek tragedy in hack and slash form.

By Athanasios Aravositas 04 June 2025 0

6

NES

Bram Stoker’s Dracula Review

Velcome to Transylvania.

By Athanasios Aravositas 29 May 2025 0

5

PlayStation

Grand Theft Auto Review

The humble beginnings of a life of crime.

By Athanasios Aravositas 18 April 2025 0

6

NES

Faxanadu – Second Opinion Review

The "other" Zelda II?

By Athanasios Aravositas 20 November 2022 0

6

NES

Solomon’s Key 2 Review

Dana Begins.

By Athanasios Aravositas 06 February 2022 0

6

NES

Solomon’s Key Review

Hardcore Key-hunting.

By Athanasios Aravositas 28 January 2022 0

7

Nintendo 64

Wave Race 64 – Second Opinion Review

Ride the 64-bit waves, baby!

By Athanasios Aravositas 01 September 2021 0

8

NES

Metroid – Third Opinion Review

Ridley Scott's Alien meets the Nintendo Entertainment System.

By Athanasios Aravositas 08 August 2021 0

5

Super Nintendo

Final Fantasy IV – Second Opinion Review

The Final - old-school - Fantasy?

By Athanasios Aravositas 25 July 2021 0

6

NES

Battletoads & Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team Review

The Dragons team up with Rash, Zits, Pimples... warts and all.

By Athanasios Aravositas 04 June 2021 0

5

NES

Battletoads Review

Prepare to croak.

By Athanasios Aravositas 01 June 2021 0

6

PlayStation

Dead or Alive Review

[Insert joke about bouncy breasts]

By Athanasios Aravositas 09 April 2021 0

7

PS Vita

Collar X Malice -Unlimited- Review

It's Bishi Royale, as Otomate bring a dark crime thriller to its romances.

By Drew Hurley 30 March 2021 0

7

PlayStation

Resident Evil Review

Alone in the Bio-Hazardous Dark.

By Athanasios Aravositas 18 March 2021 0

4

Mega Drive

Chuck Rock Review

Rock 'n' bore in the Stone Age.

By Athanasios Aravositas 12 February 2021 0

8

PS Vita

Mochi Mochi Boy Review

Be a mochi creature and save your friends!

By Nayu 10 February 2021 0

7

Game Boy Color

Shantae Review

Sexy, 8-bit shimming, in the palm of your hands.

By Athanasios Aravositas 16 November 2020 0

8

NES

Super Mario Bros. – Second Opinion Review

…Just another day in the life of a plumber.

By Athanasios Aravositas 11 August 2020 0